Corrupt a Wish game

[Tom Flapwell]

Granted. The turkey's a little dry. (You knew that was coming, right?)

I wish I never had to shave.

[Segovia]

Actually that's the answer that I was hopeing for.

Granted but in order to never shave again you need to shave one last time witha dull and rusty blade with lemon as an after shave.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

[Hyperion]

Granted, you are now a number of fish sticks.

I wish more people would donate blood to hospitals, voluntarily.

[Segovia]

Granted but all the people donating have diffrent blood types than you. So I wonder how are you going to get blood.

I wish that I could more like that guy in that Weird Al video of White and Nerdy. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check out my theme song where my signiture is.

[MuffinSticks]

Granted, but all the niggas in the hood accept you because they think you're funny and you aren't a nerd anymore.

I wish anyone who told a pun would be wreathed in hellfire and be transported straight to hell, where they would have their arms, legs, dik'nbawls, eyes, ears, nose, and nipples cut off/out, and have their mouth sewn shut and a splintery burning stake shoved up their butt. And no TV for a week either.

[Segovia]

Granted but after a week of that punishment they get to be assistant managers of hell and have the privalage of sending a person of their choice to hell. Guess who they're looking at.

I wish my Llewellyn Family Wedding March would win first place in the San Antonio Symphany contest and I won $150.

[Hyperion]

Granted but all the people donating have diffrent blood types than you. So I wonder how are you going to get blood.

I have AB+ type blood, so I can accept blood from anyone.

I wish my Llewellyn Family Wedding March would win first place in the San Antonio Symphany contest and I won $150.

Granted, you are beaten and robbed shortly afterwords.

[Segovia]

That isn't right, but a possible outcome.

I wish that I can play TSO's Wizards in Winter.

[Kirby]

granted but soon you well but you gat bored and never play again


i wish i had a 1000 bucks

[MuffinSticks]

Granted, but they spontaneously materialized in your house and therefore chemically fused with all the matter in the area in which they materialize. So they wouldn't really be bucks anymore, and that would probably kill you. Who here knows what you get when you chemically fuse plaster and wood with animals?

I wish for animal crackers in my soup, and a shirley temple (as a little girl, not the old woman or dead woman that she is now) to sing about it, and to be handed a 12 gauge shotgun when she's done singing.

[nickspoon]

Granted, but she's never done singing.

I wish for marshmallow teacakes.

[lastwyvern]

granted, but i touched tehm. now you have aids.

I wish my next wish could not be corrupted in any way.

[Segovia]

Granted but now you are just a dull person.

I wish a had an everlasting gobbstopper.

[the_real_simmer_3]

Granted, but in sheer irony, it immediately disintegrates.


I, intentionally because of the thread topic, wish for the world to be like "it's a small world".

[lastwyvern]

granted, but nobody except you shrink with the world, and you get squished between my buttocks.

i wish my parents would stop looking at this.