Don't blame me

[Holyman83]

The scarecrow he always wanted one<br><br>Who let the wizard of Oz characters out?<br>

[TyVulpine]

Don't blame me, I just wanted to (starts singing) "Follow the Yellow Brick Road!"<br><br><br>Who switched my brain with a German Shephard's?

[Rooster]

Don't blame me, I wanted my shep to be smart so i can have a poker buddy.<br><br><br>Who told me to fold?

[Richard K Niner]

Don't blame me! All you had was a 2 and 7, of different suit. No sane player would've called on that. <i>Especially</i> considering that guy over there raised on the large blind.<br><br>Who punched a hole in my card?

[Lapsus Antepedis]

Don't blame me! I don't have a hole punch!<br><br>Hey, Who took my hole punch?

[Rooster]

Don't blame me, I needed it for an emergency peircing.<br><br>Who claimed they knew everything?

[TyVulpine]

Don't blame me, I just happened to eat an entire set of encyclopedias for lunch!<br><br><br>Who turned me into a fox?

[Richard K Niner]

Don't blame me. I was just playing with the Instant Impossibility Generator's "furry" command. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>Who took my PRG?

[TyVulpine]

<!--QuoteBegin-Richard K Niner+Jan 19 2006, 08:45 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Richard K Niner @ Jan 19 2006, 08:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Don't blame me.  I was just playing with the Instant Impossibility Generator's "furry" command. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>Who took my PRG? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>(I wouldn't say "Impossibility". More like science fiction, currently. It's just that scientists haven't research the possibility enough yet. I think crossing the species barrier IS possible, but not enough research has been done. Everyone thought the world was flat. They were wrong. A lot of people thought man would never fly. They were wrong. A lot of people thought nuclear power wouldn't work. They were wrong. Anything is possible, with enough research and testing.)<br><br>Back on topic:<br><br>Don't blame me, I don't even know what PRG is....<br><br>Who made me write that overlong paragraph?

[Richard K Niner]

Don't blame me! (On a side note, the Instant Impossibility Generator can, in fact, generate possible events; it's just a more powerful, better controlled, version of my PRG. You'd've known this if you frequented the chat room.)<br><br>Who made me plug the chat room?

[TyVulpine]

Don't blame me, I didn't know there was a chat room!<br><br><br>Who gave me a radioactive penny?

[Richard K Niner]

(You never noticed the "Chat" link at the top? <!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo-->)<br>Don't blame me. I though <i>I</i> had it.<br><br>Who took my bad penny?

[TyVulpine]

(Just tried it, but it won't work......)<br><br>Don't blame me, I wanted to try it on Millie's butt....<br><br><br>Who made me have two tails?

[Bocaj Claw]

Don't blame me, blame Sega!<br><br>Who stole my Chaos emerald?

[Richard K Niner]

(Tails: Don't you have Java? Or a normal IRC client, perhaps? (It's on main.acidchat.net in the channel #definecynical))<br>Don't blame me! I don't know what that is!<br><br>Who switched my OS with Linux?