Tell the fortune of the person above you

[Tavis]

Jacob follows me to the White House to step on the welcome mat.<br><br>"It is proper to speak the truth" - the one I actually got yesterday. <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Ruedii-X]

<!--QuoteBegin-Tavis+Jan 25 2005, 11:30 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Tavis @ Jan 25 2005, 11:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Jacob follows me to the White House to step on the welcome mat.<br><br>"It is proper to speak the truth" - the one I actually got yesterday. <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Tavis learns that that fortune doesn't apply when someone asks "What do you think I am, Stupid?!"<br><br>---<br><br>Never underestimate the damage that can be done by stupid people in large groups.

[Tavis]

Ruedii runs for office, recruiting the assistance of large groups of stupid people.<br><br>He who hesitates is lost.

[Ruedii-X]

<!--QuoteBegin-Tavis+Jan 27 2005, 03:12 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Tavis @ Jan 27 2005, 03:12 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Ruedii runs for office, recruiting the assistance of large groups of stupid people.<br><br>He who hesitates is lost. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Someone tells Tavis to get lost; he stands there, and shortly later realizes by means of physical pain inflicted on him, that the person was refering to physically lost, and the fortune likewise to mentally lost; thus, the fortune is fullfilled.<br><br>---<br><br>There is a thin line between genius and insanity.<br><br>

[VisibilityMissing]

After appearing at the grocery store searching for the perfect dozen eggs wearing pajamas, a bathrobe, and flippers, Ruedii is committed to the local insane asylum.<br><br>------------------------------<br><br>You will travel to many exotic places.

[The_Sparrow_]

You are kidnapped and taken to somewhere in the Amazon, you escape for a while and roam the exotict jungle until you are eaten by pirahnas<br><br>------------------<br><br>Stop and think before taking the next step.

[Tavis]

The Sparrow forgets he knew how to fly and falls down a flight of stairs.<br><br>--<br><br>"A new friend helps you break out of an old routine"<br>(reverse side)<br>"Learn Chinese - Banana = Xiang-jiao"

[VisibilityMissing]

(Your post was more interesting the first time around, Tavis. Should I know Arloest from somewhere?)<br><br>Tavis meets someone new while buying bananas, and ends up on a cross country roadtrip to find the perfect banana dye.<br><br>------------------------------<br><br>He who has faith has everything.

[Tavis]

Visibility Missing goes on a new effort to rob people of their faith.<br><br>(Arloest often uses the phrase "Then we all hugged and went to Cancun" when she talks about some one that her mad or something. I suspect that hug involves at least one really big hammer. Your fortune seemed quite fitting for it.)<br><br>--<br><br>Prepare today for the demands of tomorrow.

[VisibilityMissing]

(Ah, it all makes sense now. Thank you, I will continue to watch for stalkers, just not from this board <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> )<br><br>Tavis creates a new program to test the adage that "the army is now fully prepared to fight the last war."<br><br>--------------------------------------<br><br>He who takes notes listens well.