Running sotry.

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Mon Nov 03, 2003 10:43 pm

The leaf sets off a chain of events, all bafflingly complicated and subtle, that ultimately cause Tokyo (aka the Matchstick City) to be levelled by a ridiculously massive swarm of gigantic lemmings jumping out of the sea.

Doctor Fred · Postby **Doctor Fred** » Tue Nov 04, 2003 12:18 am

But the cat's still dead.

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Tue Nov 04, 2003 6:55 am

lemming jumping OUT of the sea... who knew... continuing... The same events happen worldwide, and the lemmings begin to take over.

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Tue Nov 04, 2003 7:37 am

I thought it was a nice touch.. after all, all those lemmings that jumped INTO the sea had to go somewhere... *ahem* moving on... So all eyes fell to the Hampster, the one best qualified to eliminate the infestation with his trusty (repaired) shotgun.

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Tue Nov 04, 2003 9:14 am

But he had a phobia of lemmings.

simon · Postby **simon** » Tue Nov 04, 2003 9:29 am

And also hated shooting things and the sight of blood.

penguinita · Postby **penguinita** » Tue Nov 04, 2003 9:40 am

so he started the story of thegreat hurng disaster of naugh-5, but it was a very long, rambeling, boring, stupid, painful, etc story, so everyone ran away, except the lemings took the hamster and ran him off the nearest cliff, but he fell onto a boat

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Tue Nov 04, 2003 10:12 am

So they all jumped into the boat and ate him.

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Tue Nov 04, 2003 6:29 pm

Now one might think millions of lemmings capable of overrunning entire cities couldn't fit on one boat, but somehow they managed it just before the boat sank from the added weight.

Random Drama Man · Postby **Random Drama Man** » Tue Nov 04, 2003 8:21 pm

And the theme song from "Titanic" plays as a female lemming floats away on a rubber ducky watching her brave and selfless beloved drown with the other, less fortunate lemmings.

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 7:25 am

And weeped and weeped because she didn't get her fair share of Tim.

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 11:59 am

meanwhile, on the news, it is reported that many people are without televisions. there was a big boom in television sales today. some experts speculate that the cause may have been the titanic theme song, causing thousands to spit take all over the television. in other news, a dachsund was saved from a vicious tree today. how it got up there still has yet to be determined.

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 3:51 pm

"Perhaps the dachshund had been put up there by a vicuose ogre" said a new nameless character.

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 7:39 am

But philosiphers(sp?) disagreed on that and pondered the fact that he invented a time machine and accidently transported himself there.

penguinita · Postby **penguinita** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 7:41 am

while still other philosophers pondered what makes a tree vicious

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