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[Tavis]

<!--QuoteBegin-FelixSoftpaw+Nov 24 2004, 11:51 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (FelixSoftpaw @ Nov 24 2004, 11:51 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Grr, damn micro-font, my image processors don't have that kind of resolution! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> The two pixels that make up the height of the tallest characters in that message don't have the resolution.

[Burning Sheep Productions]

You do know how to read that text don't you?

[Tavis]

I did.. Easiest way to see it (one click!) is to hit the Quote button. ^-^

[Burning Sheep Productions]

Yay! That's how!<br>Do ya think it could be the way to discover the secret code to the vault of shiney things?

[Foxchild]

"Dangling pointers. Noooooooooooooooo...."

[Richard K Niner]

Another trick one could've used is to copy that tiny line of text into Notepad, or some other plain text editor. (And dangling pointers, by the way, will cause any OS to crash instantly, and are the hardest bugs to find)

[Softpaw]

Dangling pointers sound nasty, I hope I never meet one. I'll have to whoop his tail.<br><br>[spots a dangling pointer] Eeeep!<br>Dangling Pointer (DP): Fear my crashing wrath!<br>Me: Nooooooo, I shall vanquish you! [waves his paws around like Kung-Fu]<br>DP: Your binary-fu, it is not strong, I shall crash your kernal<br>Me: Never!<br>DP: Very well, parse this: Time ages, but ages themselves don't age.<br>Me: [BSOD stop error]<br>DP: Muahahaha, you lose.<br>Me: [still frozen, attempting restart]<br>DP: Your binary-fu is still not strong<br>Me: [still frozen, running scan-brain]<br>DP: I must now finish my work<br>Me: [another stop error, needs recompiling, aka sleep]

[Richard K Niner]

<span style='font-family:Courier'><span style='font-size:7pt;line-height:100%'>add $1, $0, $0 # Clear $1<br>trap 10 # Forced exit</span></span><br><br>That should deal with that one!<br><span style='font-size:1pt;line-height:100%'>for now ... heh ... heh ... heh...</span>

[Miles E Traysandor]

<span style='font-size:1pt;line-height:100%'> Flooba! All Your Conspiracy Are Belong To Us! Muaahahahaaa!</span><br><br>*The above line should restore this topic to it's former state of randomness and chaos*

[Softpaw]

<!--QuoteBegin-Richard K Niner+Nov 25 2004, 04:35 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Richard K Niner @ Nov 25 2004, 04:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <span style='font-family:Courier'><span style='font-size:7pt;line-height:100%'>add $1, $0, $0 # Clear $1<br>trap 10 # Forced exit</span></span><br><br>That should deal with that one!<br>for now ...  heh ... heh ... heh... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Hmm, is that a script to give me a dollar? Can we loop it? <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>How about this one?<br><br>long felix_wallet=1;<br><br>if(felix_wallet<20000000000)<br>{<br> felix_wallet++;<br>}<br>else<br>{<br> felix_wallet++<br>}<br><br>return felix_wallet;

[Richard K Niner]

<!--c1--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'><!--ec1-->JavaParseError()<br>at line 10<br>}<br>^<br>expexted ';'<br><!--c2--></td></tr></table> <!--ec2--><br><br>And, if you're wondering, "add $1, $0, $0" means $1 = 0 + 0, which can be done on most computers using "clr $1".

[Burning Sheep Productions]

Ye gads what's happening to us!?

[Richard K Niner]

#!/bin/csh<br>set string=We're talking in code<br>echo $string

[Burning Sheep Productions]

I still don't get why code has to look really random and not make sense to someone with no idea, can't it be more self-explanitory?<br>You know like;<br>var = get_string("What do you like?","");<br>show_message("Really? I like "+string(var)+" too!");

[Richard K Niner]

System.out.println("It's because every command that isn't self-explanatory is an "<br>+ "abbreviation. And they are abbreviated because us programmers are lazy.");<br>System.exit(0);