Vending Machine

[gforce422]

You get a set of garden gnomes that sing "Mary had a little lamb" every time someone walks past.


I put in an iPhone.

[osprey]

You get a note that says "iPhone? No, YOU phone."

I insert a piece of Stride gum.

[Foxhound]

You get a tiberium crystal.

I put in a bit of fur.

[CodeCat]

You get a hairball.

I put in a smily.

[Miles E Traysandor]

You get a bouquet of flowers.

I put in my name, age, address, interests, current workplace, etc. in hopes of finding a date. [/random]

[Richard K Niner]

You get a whole crate of them. The fruits, that is.

I put in a soccer ball.

[Kyler Thatch]

The machine goes "whrrrrr ka-chunk" and you get a booster pack of collectible cards.

I put in my two cents' worth.

[Bocaj Claw]

You get three cents.

I put in a doodad.

[Richard K Niner]

You get a thingamabobber.

I put in a menu from Planet Threepwood.

[Tom Flapwell]

You get a Titanic Titillator.

I put in an expired fireproofing coupon (not mine).

[Kyler Thatch]

You get a new one, along with a complimentary mini-flamethrower.

I put in the power of earth, wind, and fire. And water. But not heart.

[Bocaj Claw]

You get heart. Nyeh!

I put in Grant Naylor

[CodeCat]

You get a Kryten.

I put in a chocolate letter.

[Miles E Traysandor]

You get a vanilla vowel.

I put in a blue T-shirt that reads "I'm With Stupid ====> "

[A dude named Vince]

You get a slap to the face.

I put in a some lighter fluid.