Tell the fortune of the person above you

Miles E Traysandor · Postby **Miles E Traysandor** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 2:35 am

Dragon wing will randomly kiss someone on the board... Right here! (Just kidding of course! <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' />) More seriously, she will tell someone from here how awesome they are. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The person below me will set this thread on fire.

Richard K Niner · Postby **Richard K Niner** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 2:50 am

*power outage* <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /> Oops... Damn it's cold! May as well burn this thread for warmth. *Sends 1.21 gigawatts from one end of the thread to the other, lighting it on fire* *Thread burns up* ...Darn, I need another thread! *power recovers* ... much better! "Please hang up, and try your call again. Please hang up. This is a recording."

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 3:39 am

Richard K Niner will be phoned by telemarketers during breakfast, lunch, dinner, work, midnight, Happy Hour, 4AM, and during his favorite show. ------- There are two infinites in life, idiots and the universe, and I'm not so sure about the second...

GhostWay · Postby **GhostWay** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 4:16 am

Henohenomoheji will die from overdosing on altered Albert Einstein quotes. ------ "Ask not what your fortune cookie can do for you, but what YOU can do for your fortune cookie." (This is an actual one I got once)

dragonranpu · Postby **dragonranpu** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 4:49 am

Ghostway eats one million fortune cukies and then turns into one and thus gets eaten. Look to the future. For looking to the past end up running you into Poles, cars, other poeple and walls.

Ruedii-X · Postby **Ruedii-X** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 1:43 am

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (dragonranpu @ Jan 17 2005, 11:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Look to the future. For looking to the past end up running you into Poles, cars, other poeple and walls.  </td></tr></table>  You get wacked in the head with a rock by someone who's toe you stepped on. --- Keep on making you're comments as Rome was once saved by a flock of quacking ducks.

VisibilityMissing · Postby **VisibilityMissing** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:16 am

Ruedii-X will be kidnapped by a flock of ducks, and will end up in Central America. Eventually, he will learn their language and publish the first primer on "Duck-Speak" -------- You create your own stage. The audience is waiting.

Ruedii-X · Postby **Ruedii-X** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:15 am

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (VisibilityMissing @ Jan 20 2005, 09:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Ruedii-X will be kidnapped by a flock of ducks, and will end up in Central America. Eventually, he will learn their language and publish the first primer on "Duck-Speak" -------- You create your own stage. The audience is waiting.  </td></tr></table>  Visability Missing sets up a podium at a street corner. The audience is waiting all right, with rotton tomatos. ---- He who lives in a glass house should never throw stones.

VisibilityMissing · Postby **VisibilityMissing** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:26 am

Ruedii-X will buy land in the mountains, and build an a-frame house with huge picture windows. Unfortunately, the house and everything in it will be lost in a large rock slide. ------------------------------------------- Your mentality is practical and alert.

Ruedii-X · Postby **Ruedii-X** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 4:41 am

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (VisibilityMissing @ Jan 24 2005, 10:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Ruedii-X will buy land in the mountains, and build an a-frame house with huge picture windows. Unfortunately, the house and everything in it will be lost in a large rock slide. ------------------------------------------- Your mentality is practical and alert.  </td></tr></table>  Visibility Missing will get institutionalized by the government when he discovers they are spying on him by noticing a program called "NSA.Bug" in his task list. Nobody believes him as his computer is destroyed in a freak accident. -------- You do not win a war by fighting.

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 8:59 pm

Ruedii decides to go out somewhere to ignore the national news when suddenly a natural disaster takes out everyone. As the entire world turns to a featureless, barren landscape, it is finally at peace. (Yes, this next one I actually got. Sorry I didn't scan it this time.) "You are guided by silent love and friendship around you."

dragonranpu · Postby **dragonranpu** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 9:42 pm

eveyone is Tavis's freind and loves him while not talking at all. You will find uses for odd things.

GhostWay · Postby **GhostWay** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 10:46 pm

dragonranpu will accidentally construct a cold fusion generator using a rutabega, a cricket bat, 5 drops of liquid nitrogen and several metres of string cheese. "You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike."

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 4:08 am

GhostWay, feeling exceptionally bored, develops an urge to ask his roommate Brain what he wants to do tonight. Time makes one wise. Ask advice from someone older than you.

Muninn · Postby **Muninn** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 4:14 am

Tavis seeks the advice of George W. Bush! Fools rush in where angels fear to tread?

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