Vending Machine

[osprey]

You get a goose.

I put in a tape recording of the THX sound.

[Stephan]

An audience gathers around you to listen.

I put in a can of Victoria Bitter that's been shaken in a paint-can shaker.

[Foxhound]

You get an exploded can of paint

I put in a bloody sock

[Bocaj Claw]

You get convicted of manslaughter. Jubilations!

I put in an interjection

[Richard K Niner]

You get an exclamation.

I put in my soccer drawing sketches.

[Foxhound]

You get a cookie.

I put in a CD containing the Source engine

[osprey]

You fall down a set of stairs very realistically thanks to the ragdoll physics.

I put in a tank of pure oxygen.

[Tom Flapwell]

You get a gust of CO2.

I put in a list of the rules of Fight Club.

[Amber]

You get a pickle.

I put in a box of matches.

[superFRO!]

You get 1000 burnt trees (stereophonics reference I think)

I put in a snowboard boot

[Stephan]

You get a rebooted Snowbrand motherboard.

I put in a deficit of 7 days.

[superFRO!]

You get a confused look from a group of overtired 14 year olds.

I put in a toilet roll-shaped blob of melted candle wax.

[Kyler Thatch]

You get a candle-shaped roll of toilet paper.

I put 99 red balloons.

[Bocaj Claw]

You get HAPPINESS FOR LIFE!

I put in water

[Foxhound]

You get a bottle of cheap wine

I put in a StarStreak