Vending Machine

[Bocaj Claw]

You get 2 million dollars.

I put in a movie reference.

[Richard K Niner]

You get a share of the winnings.

I put in Lot 665, ladies and gentlemen, a papier mache musical box in the shape of a barrel organ. Attached, the figure of a monkey in Persian robes, playing the cymbals. This item, discovered in the vaults of our theatre, still in working order...

[Kyler Thatch]

You get 30 francs, from the Viscount de Change

I put in a rose with a black ribbon tied to it.

[Foxhound]

You get a blank CD-R.

I put in a primed plasma grenade.

[Stephan]

You get an energy bill for depleting the capacitors on my GG1 locomotive.

I put in a cannister of liquid hydrogen.

[Bocaj Claw]

You get a cold beverage.

I put in a coche de queso.

[Doc Sigma]

You get 64 slices of American cheese.

I put in a can of Adirondack lemon-lime seltzer

[Tom Flapwell]

You get a lemon and a lime.

I put in the Philosopher's Stone.

[gforce422]

Some sand falls out through the slot.


I put in some bologna.

[Doc Sigma]

You get a live turtle.

I put in a cactus

[Richard K Niner]

You get a science teacher from Chicago.

I put in Tux

[gforce422]

You get the suffix -edo.


I put the Chicago Bean.

[Foxhound]

You get a Chicago Typewriter.

I put in a computer screen wipe.

[Stephan]

You get Stephanie.

I put in a cloud of Lewellyn's smoke.

[gforce422]

You get a USB cable.


I put in Astro's duck.