Vending Machine

[gforce422]

Bad move. I'll skip the unecessary details, but when the carnage is over, there is not much difference between you and a charcoal briquette. So I guess I could say that you get a roasting from the vending machine.



I put in a charcoal briquette.

[Stephan]

You get an intact foxaroo who gives you a 15 minute lecture on how Australian Mammals have evolved to cope with bushfires (AKA forrest fires) and that fire from a juvenile dragon is by comparrison a summer breeze, then you get swatted on the head by Isolde for not letting her out.

I put in a copy of the lecture.

[gforce422]

You get Isolde, who swats you on the head for calling her juvenile, then lectures you for fifteen minutes about how grown up she is already, and all the conspiracies she has participated in, and on the shimmering effect of mercury on her scales, which is cause by the reflection of the sun at 5.3847 degrees. She then comments on how cool your natural fireproofing is, gives you her phone number, and walks off.



I put in some chapstick.

[Stephan]

You get a plastic Charles Chaplin on a stick

As delightful as it would be to get an attractive female dragon's phone number, I think she's entirely un-attracted to mammals named Stephan. Also, we Aussie mammals are merely flame retardant rather than fire-proof. Nice narrative though, I enjoyed it!

I put in a semi-trailer full of mercury.

[Kyler Thatch]

You get a replacement order of thermometers. Odd.

I put in a receipt for a sack of potatoes.

[Tom Flapwell]

You get a Mr. Potato Head doll, preset with an angry expression.

I put in the One Ring.

[Richard K Niner]

You get nothing back but an evil cackle. The vending machine disappears.

I install a new one.

[Kyler Thatch]

You get a few units of your local currency.

I put in the Spanish Inquisition.

[Richard K Niner]

You get a comfy chair.

I put in a knight who says "Ni!".

[CodeCat]

You get a shrubbery.

I put in a swallow.

[Richard K Niner]

You get asked if it's an African or European one.

I put in my favourite colour.

[Tom Flapwell]

You get a teeny bikini in that color. (Please don't wear it when I'm around, whatever the color is.)

I put in an Underdog Super Energy Pill.

[Richard K Niner]

Y(Please don't wear it when I'm around, whatever the color is.)

(Don't worry. I gave it to Femi.)

You get a can of spinach.

I put in the cosine of an angle.

[Stephan]

You get a handwritten note saying "Some Old Hags, Can't Always Hide, Their Old Age." (Sine= Opposite over Hypotenuse, etc)

I put in a jar of untangling cream.

[Richard K Niner]

You get a handwritten note saying "Some Old Hags, Can't Always Hide, Their Old Age." (Sine= Opposite over Hypotenuse, etc)

(Ah, we just use "Sohcahtoa" as our mnemonic)

You get attacked by knots.

I put in one of six keys to locker 001 at the train station in Silver City, New Mexico.