Beat that!

[Richard K Niner]

The Auditor-General. She can see right through you.

[Ozymandias]

A Mirror Ball suit, so that she can only see herself in you <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Richard K Niner]

A 10-ton weight. It will give you 7 years of bad luck <!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Bocaj Claw]

16 ton weight. Because its the one favored by the Pythons.

[DesertFoxCat]

Flesh wounds, because that's the only thing I know of Monty Python

[norsenerd]

First aid. Can make flesh wonds heal.

[Bocaj Claw]

Second aid. Logic dictates that it would be better.

[DesertFoxCat]

RiteAid, because it is so wrong

[Tom Flapwell]

MotoPhoto, because it does a better job with film development

[DesertFoxCat]

Digital cameras, 'cause they don't use film

[Bocaj Claw]

Photographic memory, because batteries not included (or needed)

[norsenerd]

Blunt object. They can cause consusions makign you lose part of your memory.

[Bocaj Claw]

Anvils. The ultimate in blunt objects.

[norsenerd]

Balck Smith: master of the anvilz.

[DesertFoxCat]

technology; it made black smith obselete