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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:46 am
by osprey
Oh, THAT'S where I parked my UFO.
There is a huge cylinder on my roof.
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 12:53 pm
by CodeCat
That's the weirdest santa hat I've ever seen.
There's this long tube in my wall and there's blue stuff coming out of it.
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:49 pm
by Kyler Thatch
I'm afraid there's nowhere else to connect the drain pipe to except for your wall there. Sorry about that.
What's this green glowy thing right outside my house?
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:13 am
by johndoe0028
My failed genetics experiment. Turns out we can't make photosynthetic mammals :/
Why do I feel dizzy all of a sudden?
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:55 am
by Foxhound
I did NOT nuke California.
Why is most of Europe a bunch of smoldering, glassy, irradiated craters?
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:41 am
by Mr. Neign
don't look at me!
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STOP LOOKING AT ME!
what's that thing parked across the street?
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:47 pm
by Tom Flapwell
The Grinch decided to rob Pottery Barn this year, and that's his overloaded sleigh.
Say, there's this tiny image tucked away on the new ten-dollar bills. What is it?
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:57 pm
by Bocaj Claw
Satan.
What in the name of overlengthy exclamations is that thing in your eye?
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 3:12 am
by Foxhound
What? I don't notice anything *Eye is clouded*
Hey...what happened to Russia?
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:41 am
by johndoe0028
I was nowhere near the explosion!
Why did it get so cold?
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 9:34 pm
by CodeCat
Oh that's just my heat-sucking friend here. *pets the odd creature on his lap, and it purrs*
There's a propellor stuck to the top of your head...
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:09 pm
by Tom Flapwell
I was tired of losing my beanie, so I had one implanted.
Did that iPod just wriggle?
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:13 pm
by CodeCat
Oh that's the new version, the gastroPod.
There's a tree growing out of your monitor.
Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:16 am
by Kyler Thatch
Actually, the tree IS the monitor. It's an environmentally-friendly model.
Why does everything look so grayscale all of a sudden?
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:48 pm
by CodeCat
Don't worry, it's just another government tax plan. It'll blow over.
My pillow is ticking.