Inanimate Object Role Playing

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 1:34 am

Wooo! I'm delireous of my own fumes! Weeeee!!

The_Sparrow_ · Postby **The_Sparrow_** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 1:37 am

*trys to ignite the fumes, unsure if they're flamable* (who sez burning paper can't be unsure?)

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 1:47 am

i'm having the time of my life! *the cow stops abruptly, i fly of the back. i rip off BSP.* we have no more fun <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' />

The_Sparrow_ · Postby **The_Sparrow_** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 1:52 am

*Also gets thrown off, but breaks apart in mid air, raining hot ash down over the room* .... .... ... . .!!! (translation: Arrrrgh someone put me back together!)

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 1:57 am

*wiggy cintika mikita!* (we can't move!) *wiggy imanamijerikoo!* (we're inanimate!)

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 1:57 am

*a roll of duct tape unfurls beneath the falling ash with the sticky side up* Better??

The_Sparrow_ · Postby **The_Sparrow_** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 2:01 am

*A small amount of ash lands on the tape* ... .... .....!?!?!?! (translation: were's the rest of me!?!)

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 8:24 am

Somewhere over Mars I think.

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 8:43 pm

okay, we need to make this real odd. somebody make a map.

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 1:57 pm

As in a drawing? Okay!

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Sat Dec 13, 2003 11:20 am

<a href='http://www.eateries.com.au/7thaspendale ... er/map.gif' target='_blank'>Here</a> you go!

IHateUsernames · Postby **IHateUsernames** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 6:48 pm

*The pen slowly rolled toward the edge of the desk. Tired after hours of drawing, it could do nothing to stop itself from falling.*

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 2:07 am

hmm, a door in the ground! *the bird shoots open the door* *due to the shell shock of the bird with a gun, i fall in*

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 3:43 am

It's a bird's eye view, there are no doors in the ground. And you have to unlock the doors and gates and windows with the Master Key.

IHateUsernames · Postby **IHateUsernames** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 3:11 pm

*The pen rolled closer to the edge of the desk. Closer and closer, faster and faster. Just before rolling over the edge, the pen hit something. It was the Master key*

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