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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2003 2:09 pm
by norsenerd
What can hirt you?<br><br>Weeeeeeeeeee
Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2003 4:23 pm
by Foxchild
what do you say while on a roller coaster?<br><br>I hate you! i hate you!
Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2003 4:54 pm
by Supersmoke
Did you know that I'm dating your mother?<br><br>"..and all this can be traded for an oriental rug and your 4th grade math teacher!"
Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2003 5:25 pm
by erikbarrett
<br>What is the estimated retail value for Greater Llewellynland?<br><br>Finals.<br> <br> <br> <br> <br>
Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2003 5:29 pm
by Softpaw
Why are none of my college-going friends available to do anything?<br><br>Delorean Motor Company
Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2003 5:43 pm
by Tavis
What would you recommend to folks wanting to build a road-worthy time machine?<br><br>Sort of like "Zort", or "Poit", but not quite.
Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2003 9:50 pm
by Jerry Roosevelt
How cool of a name is "Jesse"?<br><br>Eggs.
Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2003 10:36 pm
by Foxchild
What will you have for breakfast?<br><br>"it all comes down to the fact that windows is sucky."
Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2003 10:54 pm
by Tavis
Ozy has gotten used to the fact that his conspiracy-leading father lets him eat what flowery green vegetable?<br><br>Ahhhh-CHOOO!
Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2003 10:58 pm
by Foxchild
Another telemarketer called, right?<br><br>Blue... no! wait! YellOOoooooowwwww!
Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2003 12:24 am
by Zylo
What happens when you take too long to answer questions in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"? (remember the bridge scene?)<br><br>eyeball rays
Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2003 1:17 am
by Softpaw
What are those red lines in <a href='
http://www.btinternet.com/~david.st/b3ta/' target='_blank'>this cartoon</a>?<br><br>Steppenwolf
Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2003 4:19 am
by Tavis
What do you call a lycanthrope wearing tapping shoes?<br><br>Reverse osmosis
Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2003 6:50 am
by hdofu
What was the name of the Episode of the Ossburnes where the dog led Ozy around on a leash?<br><br>Pickled herring
Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2003 8:50 am
by Softpaw
What can make me puke?<br><br>Tapestries