Running sotry.

Zel-kun · Postby **Zel-kun** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 6:01 am

Susan called up the government and legally changed the name of Barney-Bubba-Bo-Billy-Bob Fergus Augustus Superfluous the Two-Fifths to Bob the First, much to the relief and enjoyment of all involved.

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 3:41 pm

Just as she did this, Rob the first comes to get some vengance for someone taking his nickname!

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 9:45 pm

Not knowing about Susan's legal name change from Barney-Bubba-Bo-Billy-Bob Fergus Augustus Superfluous the Two-Fifths to Bob the First, Bob the First greets Rob the First with a nice big wall-breaking and a welcoming, "Howdy, Rob the First!"

simon · Postby **simon** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 9:57 pm

Just then, a huge train crashes through the wall!

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 2:51 am

the conductor of the train shouts "SOMEONE ORDER A PIZZA?!"

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 5:12 am

Rob the First gets up from the house that's now rubble and claims the pizza, saying<br>" OOh, my frogleg-apple-onion pizza's here, hey whats with the sardines! oh well, I like eating fish!"

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 5:22 am

Susan the chicken-suit-wearing Odor-de-Fowl-scented fish flops away in terror, hoping her chicken disguise will fool Rob the First long enough to make her escape and be saved by her renamed buddy Bob the First.

Zel-kun · Postby **Zel-kun** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 7:22 am

It does not, and Bob the first enjoyed every last bite.

simon · Postby **simon** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 11:25 am

Meanwhile, a tidal wave was heading straight for the house, as well as a tornado, a tropical storm and....A CATERPILLAR!

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 5:27 pm

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Meanwhile, a tidal wave was heading straight for the house, as well as a tornado, a tropical storm and....A CATERPILLAR!</td></tr></table> <br>Wow.... didn't expect you to say something like that. Sounds lke somethin I would say with a lack of sleep! in anycase...<br><br>While the many disasters head towards the now seeminlgy doomed citizens, Bob the first beats Rob the first over the head with the chicken suit, and runs away from the tidal wave, but towards the tornado!

simon · Postby **simon** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 10:12 pm

Little did anyone know, the caterpillar was getting closer and closer...

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 11:00 pm

"We need a barricade!" susan commanded

MidnightRealism · Postby **MidnightRealism** » Wed Oct 29, 2003 5:33 am

Her command was lost in the swirling vortex of destruction, however, and before anyone could react, the caterpillar lifted her in its jaws of mightiness and began to crawl away...

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 5:35 am

And she said to the catepillar, "You are the bringer of my hurtness so you shall be eliminated you blashful thingy! I have you now Mr. Crockerish! You are futile against my powers of using the umbrella as my weapon of defence so BE AWAY WITH YOU!!" then she paused to have another sip of vodka, "Never shall these capetillar claws be the death my my cowpatch kids while I am about! My nine tales will be the end off all quack mates who have not yet cleaned their toothies! WHAT!!? CAPETILLAR!!! \!/bing\!/"

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 5:42 am

(was supposed to be one sentence per poster..)<br><br>And with those words and her elite umbrella skills, the gnawed Susan thwaps the caterpillar into next Tuesday.

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