The Thingy

[Salad Man]

*takes compacted car*<br><br>*eats compacted car*

[Zaaphod]

*forces SaladMan to ah, expunge the compacted car*<br><br>Ewww!!<br><br>*uses a flamethrower to sterilize it*<br><br>*picks up the compacted car and runs off with it (a compacted car is lighter than a non-compacted car, I saw it on "Goldfinger", so it must be true)*<br><br>

[Tavis]

*puts on a clown outfit*<br><br>Haha hoo ha haha heeee!<br><br>*squeezes in the compacted car and drives off in it at go-kart speeds with the Thingy* Whee!<br><br>*pockets Thingy and climbs out of car along with about a dozen other identical clowns since, after all, it is a compact car with a clown inside*<br><br>*clowns honk random peoples' noses while I stash the disguise and run off to the Bahamas*

[Burning Sheep Productions]

*Uncle Ed who lives in the Bahamas sees the Thingy and reports Tavis for having it.*<br><br>*Police arrive.*

[Miles E Traysandor]

I'm disguised as one of the Bahamian police officers and confiscate the Tihingy. I then hop a private jet to an undisclosed location.

[norsenerd]

*I question Tavis on his illegal posesion of the thingy*

[Salad Man]

*locates Miles's jet on satellite*<br><br>*pursues in warp blimp*<br><br><img src='http://imageshack.us/files/warpblimp.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

[Tavis]

'Illegal possession? Wouldn't that require me to actually have the Thingy in my possession?'<br><br>*I indicate the jet and warp blimp heading off to the famous undisclosed location* Don't they have it?<br><br>*watches Bahama police and their international counterparts as they chase down fleeing Thingy-nappers, complete with the worldwide televised police chase scenes, the subsequent full-on tackles, frisking for the Thingy and confiscation and such.*<br><br>Whoa. Go law dudes! *thumbs up*<br><br>*I later hijack a press pass and a heavy-looking case of "camera equipment" and manage to swipe The Thingy from the evidence room, walking out nonchalant while Miles and Salad sit through a dozen mistrials for what has been dubbed the "Salad Miles Thingy"... and a lawsuit from an all-you-can-eat lettuce bar that claims to own that phrase as a trademark.*

[Zylo]

::puts thumb tacks in road in front of Tavis' van, gives him a flat, then disguises as a cop:: Sorry sir, but you're going too far under the speed limit, I'm going to have to fine you one thingy. ::takes thingy:: Thank you sir. ::speeds off, flies to Neptune::

[Zaaphod]

*DraganFox is distracted when the driver of his rocket ship turns into a werewolf*<br><br>*while he is thusly distracted, I slip in and steal away the Thingy*<br><br>MINE! MINE!<br><br>*heads for Rio de Janerio*<br>

[Salad Man]

*switches Rio de Janeiro with Cleveland*<br><br>*heads toward Cleveland*

[Miles E Traysandor]

*Switches Cleveland for my apartment in Massachusetts*<br><br>*Takes Thingy*<br><br>*Spins around three times and vanishes, Thingy in hand*

[Foxchild]

*watches miles c.c. do his dance* How come that never worked for me?!?!<br>*tries spinning in the other direction*<br>*dissapears*<br>*reapears next to Miles*<br>where the heck are we?<br><br>Miles: "I dunno, that never actually worked before!"<br><br>Oh, so how do we get back?<br><br>(Miles shrugs)<br><br>.... I think the thingy may be a lesser issue right now......<br>*takes thingy anyway*

[Miles E Traysandor]

*the Thingy that Foxchild took acutally happened to be a fake filled with nitroglycerin. I teleport away only milliseconds before...*<br><br>BOOM!!!

[Foxchild]

(in a fury of flame, heat, and smoke... a lone and chared Foxchild sais with only one reaction) <br><br><!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo-->