What Would You Do If...

[Rooster]

Hog-tie him and read it myself.<br><br>WWYDI you got frozen a-la Fry from Futurama?

[Bocaj Claw]

Be frozen, wake up many many years later, and have comedic hijinks that may or may not be shown on Fox.<br><br>What would you do if a dead lion monarch appeared in the sky and demanded that you save his kingdom?

[Tom Flapwell]

Notify the animal control specialists that a scarred lion was causing harm to the ecosystem.<br><br>WWYDI Sam-I-Am asked if you'd like green eggs and ham?

[Bocaj Claw]

Probably respond in rhyme. And not eat it. Green eggs? That can't be healthy.<br><br>What would you do if your CD player/computer got stuck so it wouldn't stop playing the same line of a song over and over and over and over and over...?

[Tom Flapwell]

Have a fun time kicking the heck out of it, if it came to that.<br><br>WWYDI Sam-I-Am wouldn't take your "no" for an answer, in keeping with the book?

[Bocaj Claw]

"I would kick Sam-I-Am here to there. I would kick him into a box with a fox." And then sue for harrassment.<br><br>What would you do if everything you said had to rhyme a la Seuss.

[Richard K Niner]

Implode.<br><br>What would you do if you lost your towel?

[Bocaj Claw]

Cry. A hoopy frood like myself always has a towel. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br><br>What would you do if you put a bucket over your head every time the word "matress" was said AND you worked in a matress store?

[Richard K Niner]

Forgo placing a bucket on my head every time, and just wear it to work. Probably cut holes in it so I could see, too.<br><br>What would you do if a tactical nuke was headed towards your hometown?

[Tom Flapwell]

Give it a tack to tickle.<br><br>WWYDI you woke up to find that your nose had been replaced with a smooth, flat surface? (I got this one from Nikolai Gogol.)

[Ozymandias]

I would worry that I had been turned into a beetle (a la ... I forget the author right now)<br><br>Though Gogol is a legend. We did "The Government Inspector" as the last school play. I was Bobchinsky, but Dob and I had Brummy accents, so it was "Bobchinskoi"<br><br><br>Um...What would you do if you went to work/school only to find that you had never met you entire workplace's compliment of employees/all the pupils before?

[Richard K Niner]

Socialize with random people and wing it from there. It is my instinctive behaviour in such a situation, after all.<br><br>What would you do if you were abducted by aliens?

[Gizensha]

Depends. Are these the 'Hi, here's the grand tour' type aliens or the probing aliens. In the first case, I'd socialise. In the latter, I'd either enjoy it more than I should or be traumatised for life. Hard to predict with me...<br><br>What would you do if every one of these what would you do's happened to you in sequential order?

[Bocaj Claw]

Probably be driven closer and closer to the brink of insanity considering that many of these contradict.<br><br>What would do if you couldn't think of a "what would you do if?" question?

[Gizensha]

Come up with something totally ludicrous and bizare and add 'what would you do if' before it.<br><br>What would you do if a pink flying elephant decided to leave a present on you while flying over your head?