The Thingy

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 6:59 pm

*reads previous posts* *has absolutely no idea what's going on* *turns head from computer to window* Oh... my... flooba! It's snowing! wait, nevermind, now its sunny... *contemplates playing outside* *goes "naaaaaaaaaaaah"* *goes upstairs to play video games*

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 8:23 pm

::has also given up on trying to keep with the game and decides to go listen to heavy, angry music and pretend to drum by hitting things with heavy sticks::

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 9:38 pm

hmmm... i've been on my computer for an hour and haven't done what i was supposed to do, ahwell, time to go pester more people on my friends stolen buddylist...

Bendarr · Postby **Bendarr** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 11:55 pm

(Making his entrance when no one would suspect him) In a drug induced daze Bendarr puts on a cloak of Invisibility and sneaks away with the Thingy. (enters sneak mode) (Hehehehehe)

penguinita · Postby **penguinita** » Sat Dec 20, 2003 1:27 am

pout- it looks like there is no call for the giant penguin right now, so i'll make one! useing a leaf cribbed from tavis's book o' secrits (the same from which told him how to get remotes to mechs) and transport myslef to wherever the action is currently happening. procedes go <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /> to everyone involved within eyesite (ps ieystorm- it will work better if you actually use the good doctor's non-avatar)

Werescully · Postby **Werescully** » Sat Dec 20, 2003 1:49 am

<img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /ph34r.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ph34r.gif' /> Having left Bendarr's abode, with him distracted by voices and him mumbling to himself about needing to find a certain disk..... She switches Bandit the robo dog that was guarding The Thingy, Off. And sneaks off into the night, with The Thingy tucked into her bag of holding!!! Hahahahahha My Locknar!!! Beware the Werescully

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Sat Dec 20, 2003 2:09 am

aww, your first post! here, keep the thingy! now go to the airport! oh, and penguin: shhhh!!!!

Werescully · Postby **Werescully** » Sat Dec 20, 2003 2:36 am

<img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /> My precious, my precious. Evil Bendarr will not get you!!! No just kidding, Bendarr is a great person. And I have my Locknar, er, Thingy hidden in a pen of one of my many many animal friends. HEHEHEHEHe , he will never find it!! Wuv the Were scully

Zaaphod · Postby **Zaaphod** » Sat Dec 20, 2003 3:23 am

So, the Thingy's in a bag of holding, hmm? *distracts the animal friends with avant-garde dancing* *grabs the bag of holding and chucks it into a portable hole* *plane shifts to the Astral Plane and grabs the Thingy (yes, I know it's not technically possible, just smile and nod)* Mwahahahaha! The Thingy is mine! Until the next post anyway........  <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> If being a dweeb was easy everyone would do it.</td></tr></table>

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Sat Dec 20, 2003 3:38 am

*makes a shocked look in front of Zaaphod* Hey, look behind you! There's a funny bunny man! *takes Thingy while Zaaphod and Werescully try to convince each other of whether the avatar is of a guy in a bunny costume or a moth costume.*

Werescully · Postby **Werescully** » Sat Dec 20, 2003 3:46 am

I am Mothra!!! Uses the ancient ohhhh soooo cute japanese twins dance to distract Tavis!! A burbaling in the water of Tokyo Bay starts, twin reptilian fins jut from the surface, and as he struggles to get his Nikon ready to take a pic. I grab the Thingy, pull on the mothra symbol in my ear and SHe lifts me away!!! Flying away on a wing and a prayer.... who could it be?!! Who could it be?!! Believe it or not Its Mine!!!! The Thingy is off to monster Island!!! Hahahahahaha Dr. Moreau awaits you. Get your seat belts on kiddies, its gonna be a bumpy ride!!! Be aware of the Were scully!!

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Sat Dec 20, 2003 3:47 am

Even I get offended at calling the avatar a bunny. It's a freakin MOTH!!! I loved that show. ::warps to parallel universe, jumps to the space-time coordinate in that universe that corresponds to the location of the Thingy in this universe and warps back, grabs thingy with the Thingy-grabber 6500 and takes off back into the parallel universe::

Werescully · Postby **Werescully** » Sat Dec 20, 2003 3:47 am

I am Mothra!!! Uses the ancient ohhhh soooo cute japanese twins dance to distract Tavis!! A burbaling in the water of Tokyo Bay starts, twin reptilian fins jut from the surface, and as he struggles to get his Nikon ready to take a pic. I grab the Thingy, pull on the mothra symbol in my ear and SHe lifts me away!!! Flying away on a wing and a prayer.... who could it be?!! Who could it be?!! Believe it or not Its Mine!!!! The Thingy is off to monster Island!!! Hahahahahaha Dr. Moreau awaits you. Get your seat belts on kiddies, its gonna be a bumpy ride!!! Be aware of the Were scully!! <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /ph34r.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ph34r.gif' />

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Sat Dec 20, 2003 4:01 am

Ahh, a double-post! Do you want someone to delete that for you? EDIT: I suppose you could edit it and rewrite it to take the Thingy from Ozymandias The Great instead. Ozymandias The Great: Sorry, I know Arthur's wearing a moth costume, but how could I possibly distract Zaaphod with a funny moth guy?

Werescully · Postby **Werescully** » Sat Dec 20, 2003 4:45 am

<img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/dry.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='dry.gif' /> I cross through the gate onto the Fringe paths. I have my Thingy locator homing signal (deeply implanted when I first got it, to keep it safe) I use the Thingy Locator Home signal kit 7000B@By Ronco!! I hail a passing ship, hmmm, ooooh dear. I quake in fear as a large Alien from the Sigourney weaver aliens movie emerges from the cock pit!! It speaks to me, asking what I want. I boldly stand up to it in my Moth suit, Wings flared!!! and say "I want my Thingy back. That great Ozymandias took it.!!!" He went that a way!!! pointing out and my Thingy Locator Home signal kit 7000B@by Ronco!! shows the way!! He hisses in happiness, his drool is sorta creepy. But he flys the ship to the space station where Ozymandias is hiding. I step out and into the Disreputable Bar (one each per space station) and my new friend the Alien Lord scares the bejeebers out of every one, So I run up to the frozen stiff with fear Ozymandias and grab the Thingy. Running back to the ship I call out to the giant, menacing, evil looking (but only appears so) Alien Lord and we jet out of there. I ask him if he can drop me back to the Fringe Paths so I can head out to Monster Island!!! I make it there and I play with godzuki!!

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