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Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 8:41 am

*household fire is extinguished using the helicopter* *flies helicopter to the cave of realism* *uses those niftly saw blades from "The World is not Enough* to cut open an entryway* *starts taking stuff*

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 3:05 am

dude... where is my mech? you broke it with your evil remote you moron.

penguinita · Postby **penguinita** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 6:02 pm

the giant penguina picts up ieystorm, shaking him slightly, whyle saysing 'you be nice to tavis now, y'hear! oh, and you should just go ahead and pick a different saying ot go in your sig, b/c by now, we're fed up with them all!' hehehheeee i'm big!!!!

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 6:11 pm

<img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /> Whoa.. rampaging penguin. Cool. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/cool.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='cool.gif' /> *hops into military VTOL and targets anyone that tries to sttack the grand Penguinita.. after I get the Thingy outta New Zealand and place it on Penguinita's head* Does anyone know when dnwq is coming back??

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 6:48 pm

::goes to NZ, but falls off the earth because he isn't used to being upside down:: aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....::plummets into infinity:: (My congrats to everyone living in Australia and NZ, for living on the bottom of the earth and not falling off).

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 7:23 pm

but then if they came to the northern hemisphere they'd fall up, right?

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 12:27 am

Hmm... it seems Tavis and Penguinita have formed a tag-team... Dont worry, rampaging penguins are cool! *changes film in video camera that had been playing since I found this thread* this oughta be a winner somewhere... *aims camera at penguinita* [Edit: LEveEL UP!] [Iyestorm is now a level 3 Poster] [Iyestorm learns "thought before post", as well as other stuff] [Iyestorm gains +12 to maximum HP] [Iyestorm gains +15 to maximum MP] [Iyestorm gains +4 to TP] [Iyestorm gains 7 SP]

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 1:13 am

LOOK!! PENGUINSess!! *Security gets distracted.* Bye bye! *Gets jabbed with tranquilizer.* ZzzZzzZzzz...

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 4:28 am

*sees ravis fighting for a giant penguin* ...........well, thats as good a cause as any! *sees iyestorms semi-broken mech* thats a good idea! *re-installs mech warrior 3, builds up a new mech* *"borrows" weaponry found on iyestomrs mech* alright! lets get this party started! well, first... *gets on loud speakers* ANYONE LEFT AT MY HOUSE! PARTY IS OVER! YOU MUST NOW LEAVE! plus, anyway, a cityscape is better than a small town for a mech fight defending a giant penguin!

Softpaw · Postby **Softpaw** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 4:33 am

[covers ears] Hey, we wolves have sensitive ears! (Actually I'm half deaf, but this is a fantasy world so I can hear)

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 4:36 am

::uses Sephiroth's "super nova" summon from FF7 to basically blow up the galaxy and start with a clean slate. finds thingy among nothingness of universe and takes off with it into a parallel universe::

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 4:46 am

*loads mech from a previous save* think that i'm giving this thing up THAT quickly?

Zaaphod · Postby **Zaaphod** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 5:15 am

Tavis is fighting a giant penguin? A ten-foot tall electric penguin with tentacles, perhaps? Stranger things have happened, but not recently. How am I supposed to defeat mechs when all I have are rubber bands and paper clips?

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 5:24 am

*rematerializes in Project Imagine-style virtual form* Whoa. interesting. Vis-Console, access skin file parameters and install SOLDIER.VCS weapons pack, authorization Tavis, author. "Access granted." *Full security armor appears on me, and I nod with approval* Nice. Vis-Console, recenter me at location of Thingy. "Access granted." *I somehow appear directly in front of Thingy and then take said thingy away.* That was too easy. *runs away, carrying Thingy away with me.*

Softpaw · Postby **Softpaw** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 5:38 am

[respawns and wanders around the rebooted universe] [waits for someone to telefrag Tavis so he can steal the thingy] [punches in the Thingy Spawn cheat and generates a carbon copy of the Thingy in his hands] Muahahahaha! [switches to the sniper rifle and waits for someone to get within scope range]

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