The Thingy

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 7:02 am

Ironically enough, there is a local military research facility... one that some 'big' conspiracies circle around. Its one of the top medical and biological research facilities in the nation. During the cold war, this small suberb had three nulcear missles pointed at it. Talk about overkill! it's sometimes disturbing, though, because you can in the morning, on some days you can smell the burning monkies from the expieriments. Think i'm lieing? ask midnight! he knows! OTG, you should see some of iyestorms earlier posts in here. *did not really fall asleep, was wearing a pin of protection* *gets up and resumes party* *drinks much soda* *drives less than 4 miles to research facility* *picks up tavis, with his recently aquired superweapons* *goes bowling at the bowling ally on base* *goes back to the party* *everyone woke up in that timeframe*

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 3:49 am

*Enters party.* Hello! Sorry I'm late I was just recovering from dying. *Looks around.* Let's get this party started! *Soakes walls with kerocene.* *Starts burning.*

Softpaw · Postby **Softpaw** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 4:55 am

[noticed BSP enter the house carrying cans of kerosene] Uh oh [calls the fire department to have them on standby outside the house in case things get out of hand] [flies around to the back of the house and hovers over the backyard to keep an eye on things] [wonders why everyone has seemingly forgotten about the thingy, which is safely tucked under the seat of his helicopter]

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 5:43 am

*wonders where everyone else is as I dump the fuel from the helicopter to dilute the kerosene* *blinks* Wait.. I don't think I did that right.. *hides under seat of helicopter* Whoa, Thingy! *grins and takes the back exit (of a helicopter?? Yeah, the designers were eccentric.)*

Softpaw · Postby **Softpaw** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 5:49 am

[notices the fuels gauge going down] What the...? [feels something moving under his seat as Tavis miraculously squeezes out through an unknown back door in his Apache helicopter] Hey! [performs an emergency landing in FoxChild's backyard, exits the helicopter, and draws his light sabre, his Jedi powers strong and well-attuned] Now where did he go...?

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 6:07 am

Bah.. *withdraws tricorder* Ah yes.. the standard lightsaber. I should have known. Scotty, beam me aboard! "I canna do it, Mr. Sivat! The Thingiee has put th' main junction circuitry outta whack, and my engineers dinna know wha' I am sayin'!" Aargh, why do I even bother? *runs away carrying Thingy like a football; spikes it when I get out of the yard* Touchdown!! Whoo hoo! *does victory dance and fails to notice the Thingy sinking into the ground*

Softpaw · Postby **Softpaw** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 6:16 am

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! [runs and dives to the ground and saves the Thingy] [hands it back to Tavis] Hold on to it better next time, ok? [turns to head towards the house, hoping to control the party a bit]

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 6:30 am

*looks at grounded helicopter* *fuels it up* *steals helicopter* bye! weeeee!

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 6:40 am

*still has the Thingy* *watches helicopter take off* *pulls out remote control*

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 12:02 am

thats my cue! *aims at chopper*

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 1:50 am

[...unWARP!!!] Good evening. i'm gonna just pretend to be everyone. but for now, i'm just gonna be invisdible. so the thingy is a ghost to you! woah! it's moving! AHHH! Until next time, remember: I AM EAT JAM Good evening. [WARP!!!]

penguinita · Postby **penguinita** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 3:04 am

yay! i'm normal-sized. hey- ieystorm, or whoever has the remote controlled mecha, kan you zap me so that i can become a big penguin?? like, maybe half again the size of the average human??? THANKS! that would be so neat-o!!!!!

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 3:40 am

*hits a buncha previously unnoticed buttons on the remote to try to aim an enlarging ray at Penguinita* *presses FIRE* Good luck! *douses flying Thingy with paint, leaving Doog to be caught red-handed and the Pun police to go after the violation.* EEP! *steals Thingy and makes a break for the hills*

Zaaphod · Postby **Zaaphod** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 3:52 am

*suddenly, music starts playing* Arg! The hills are alive with the sound of music! *wrestles the Thingy away from Tavis before the pun police arrive* *runs off to hide in New Zealand, 'cos it's nearly summer down there*

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 4:34 am

Damn you Felix! Now they're taking me too the loony bin and putting out my nice warm fire somehow! AAAAARGH!!!

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