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Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Sat Dec 13, 2003 7:03 am

Owwwwowwww.. someone forgot the fabric softener! *ironically, shrinks more in the wash... dang hot water* *while I'm in the dryer, I slip out between the cage bars and act like a shoe. The dryer door flies open dropping a bunch no not-so-funky anymore clothes in my wake* Ooh! a party! *dances with Penguinita, the only other one that's shrunken really small at the moment* EDIT: Wow.. started page 55 here.

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Sat Dec 13, 2003 11:25 am

A party? Regaining health...

Zaaphod · Postby **Zaaphod** » Sat Dec 13, 2003 7:37 pm

Ah, a shrunken Tavis and Penguinita. I hope they don't charge us, that would be a bonsai charge. Hog-tie me, will you? Ah reckon Ah won't stand fer that, podner. *puts Tavis and Penguinita in a cage* *puts cage on display* *begins selling tickets* Come one, come all, come see the Amazing Shrunken People! Tickets will only last until they're gone!

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Sat Dec 13, 2003 8:03 pm

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Tavis @ Dec 13 2003, 02:03 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Owwwwowwww.. someone forgot the fabric softener! *ironically, shrinks more in the wash... dang hot water* *while I'm in the dryer, I slip out between the cage bars and act like a shoe. The dryer door flies open dropping a bunch no not-so-funky anymore clothes in my wake* Ooh! a party! *dances with Penguinita, the only other one that's shrunken really small at the moment* EDIT: Wow.. started page 55 here.  </td></tr></table>  i already took you out! *tizzakes the tizzingy*

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Sat Dec 13, 2003 8:55 pm

*walks back in after getting back from the store* Alright, i got the keg and other stuff! *lights keg on fire* well, what did you think i was gonna do with it?

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Sat Dec 13, 2003 9:38 pm

Uhh, thanks, Doog! *returns self and Penguinita to normal, breaking the cage in the process* They really don't make 'em like they used to. *stuffs iyestorm in keg after it burns out and hits remote, causing his mecha to aim everything and fire at him again* You forgot about my remote, did ja??

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Sat Dec 13, 2003 11:25 pm

*iveystorm is left recovering from multiple attacks from own mech* Tavis, could i borrow that remote for a sec? *borrows remote* *presses many buttons* *mech runs off, leaving iveystorm behind* *mech continues running, trampling several cars along the way* *iveystorm is left to get up while surrounded by all of those he attacked with his mech* *all exept iveystorm show an evil grin*

Softpaw · Postby **Softpaw** » Sat Dec 13, 2003 11:27 pm

[wanders through the front door] Hey, I heard there was a party here... [looks around at the mayhem in the room] Umm, yeah, this looks a little too wild for my tastes [takes thingy while everyone is distracted by Tavis' mecha-thing] [retreats to his cave with the thingy, to keep it safe from the party-goers until they all pass out]

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Sat Dec 13, 2003 11:29 pm

pass out from what? the only keg here was intentionally set on fire *explosion heard in background* um.. woops! make that two kegs!

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 1:09 am

actually, i technically didn't bring my mech here... and anyways... is THIS how you thank me for starting a party in foxchild's abode? i mean really! i even bought the keg for the bonfire! do you know how hard it is for a minor to get a keg in these parts? sheesh! and to answer your question... pass out from THIS!!! *changes job to aeromancer/maniac (ooh, FF terms! even if technically there are no aeromancers/maniacs in FF... oh well)* *casts sleep3 on all* *gets tavis and flies into the air* *throws tavis Mr.T far* *goes to the crash site* *iyestorm's turn ends*

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 3:43 am

::had reflect cast, sleep3 deflected, folds clean clothes. goes downstairs, sees everyone alseep:: Huh? The kegs got blown up, wonder how everyone got drunk and passed out? ::gets evil idea, grabs multi-colored sharipes, draws pics on everyone's face, and writes 'kick me' on everyone's back. then gets warm shaving cream and places it in everyone's hand, then tickes everyone's face with a feather so the subconciously wipe the shaving cream all over their faces (c'mon, you know you've done these evil tricks to people while they're alseep). still in the mood for pranking people in their sleep, gets bowl of warm water:: Should I or shouldn't I? Hmm...::is nice and decides not to do the warm water trick, puts bowl away:: Man it's fun to mess with sleeping people. Now to hop a flight out of here before they all wake up and kill me. ::flies off for Alaska::

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 4:37 am

{tavis has not acted so it's iyestorm's turn again} ..o......................................o --l--..................................--l-- ../\...................................../\ Iyestorm...........................Tavis 750/1500.......................800/2000 -[attack]- [magic] [item] [run] ------------------ {iyestorm attacks} .........................................70 ..o......................................o --l--=|::::>.....................>>--l-- ../\...................................../\ (i'm good at making these scenes, aint I?)

Softpaw · Postby **Softpaw** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 4:43 am

[places Thingy in his Apache helicopter and flies away] [rescues Tavis while Iyestorm is typing that insanely long reply] [drops Tavis in the middle of a military research factory, with lots of dangerous toys within arm's reach] Enjoy! [flies to Canada and starts training a sled dog team]

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 4:45 am

(no offense, iyestorm, but you put wayyy too much effort into that. But that is cool, though)

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 5:40 am

Ohhh, iyestorm... how dare you take advantage of my quirky modem tonight! But hey, since I've been messing with your mecha, I'll let it go. Ooh.. military research stuff. *swipes high-tech gizmos and of course stuff that makes other stuff go boom*

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