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Postby Bocaj Claw » Sat Jun 04, 2005 4:31 pm

Joke? I heard a funny joke once. It was about a cow, a potted plant, a barn, and a monkey wrench. Why do they call them monkey wrenches? Some giant monkey conspiracy if you ask me. WHy doesn't anybody ask me? I've got a lot of things to talk about. Like this funny joke I heard involving a cow, a potted plant...
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Postby Ruedii-X » Wed Jun 22, 2005 5:19 am

<!--QuoteBegin-Bocaj Claw+Jun 4 2005, 11:31 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Bocaj Claw @ Jun 4 2005, 11:31 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Joke? I heard a funny joke once. It was about a cow, a potted plant, a barn, and a monkey wrench. Why do they call them monkey wrenches? Some giant monkey conspiracy if you ask me. WHy doesn't anybody ask me? I've got a lot of things to talk about. Like this funny joke I heard involving a cow, a potted plant... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> A Telerite had a comment on your joke, unfortunately the Universal Translators were missing the words from the database. I think your lucky.
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Postby Ruedii-X » Wed Aug 17, 2005 1:16 am

Hmm, nobody got my joke. Does anyone here watch Star Trek: Enterprise?<br><br>*Ducks as each generation of trekkies starts insulting the others*
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Postby Bocaj Claw » Wed Aug 17, 2005 1:30 am

Trek? Are you saying I should walk to places instead of driving?! Walk like... an animal! ... *looks at avatar* ... Well. I stand by my rediculous statement, but I will not walk for it.
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Postby Henohenomoheji » Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:54 pm

Walking's too slow. Running is better.
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Postby Gizensha » Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:50 pm

I ran a race once. Wasn't as closely contested as the recent US political race. Man, Bush is annoying. Kerry should have won. Well, not really, Kerry's far too concervative for my liking. The US Green party aren't in a bad position on the political spectrum...<br><br>I wonder what I'd look like if I dyed my hair green...
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Postby Bocaj Claw » Wed Aug 24, 2005 4:30 pm

Like a chia pet! Or like lettuce! Yeah like a head of lettuce! Mmm, deelicious!
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Postby Tom Flapwell » Wed Aug 24, 2005 8:04 pm

Crazy. I was thinking of "looks like a Chia Pet" for no particular reason earlier today.
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Postby Richard K Niner » Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:16 pm

My train of thought was carrying a load of toxic waste.<br><br>I think it derailed in Whitby.
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