Never Ending Story

tragedy · Postby **tragedy** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 5:01 pm

Joe looked out the window and sighed. His car was stolen again. He deep fried breakfast then ate pie! Explosions hit seven bystanders and they got burned. The cat landed in the toliet. "Ewww, my cat landed in the toilet," the cat-owner pontificated. Joe couldn't stand up because the pie stopped him from being thin. Then Dr McPussycat (who the car belonged to) came, stealing back the cat. The stolen cat ate the fried bacon Joe, the fattest thing the doctor could see. Then Pringles fell from the doctor's exquisite silk-lined hotdog. He screamed! "The prescription is

Nyss · Postby **Nyss** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 8:29 pm

Joe looked out the window and sighed. His car was stolen again. He deep fried breakfast then ate pie! Explosions hit seven bystanders and they got burned. The cat landed in the toliet. "Ewww, my cat landed in the toilet," the cat-owner pontificated. Joe couldn't stand up because the pie stopped him from being thin. Then Dr McPussycat (who the car belonged to) came, stealing back the cat. The stolen cat ate the fried bacon Joe, the fattest thing the doctor could see. Then Pringles fell from the doctor's exquisite silk-lined hotdog. He screamed! "The prescription is unpleasant."

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:15 pm

Joe looked out the window and sighed. His car was stolen again. He deep fried breakfast then ate pie! Explosions hit seven bystanders and they got burned. The cat landed in the toliet. "Ewww, my cat landed in the toilet," the cat-owner pontificated. Joe couldn't stand up because the pie stopped him from being thin. Then Dr McPussycat (who the car belonged to) came, stealing back the cat. The stolen cat ate the fried bacon Joe, the fattest thing the doctor could see. Then Pringles fell from the doctor's exquisite silk-lined hotdog. He screamed! "The prescription is unpleasant." the

Ozymandias · Postby **Ozymandias** » Mon Jul 19, 2004 4:25 pm

Joe looked out the window and sighed. His car was stolen again. He deep fried breakfast then ate pie! Explosions hit seven bystanders and they got burned. The cat landed in the toliet. "Ewww, my cat landed in the toilet," the cat-owner pontificated. Joe couldn't stand up because the pie stopped him from being thin. Then Dr McPussycat (who the car belonged to) came, stealing back the cat. The stolen cat ate the fried bacon Joe, the fattest thing the doctor could see. Then Pringles fell from the doctor's exquisite silk-lined hotdog. He screamed! "The prescription is unpleasant." the doctor

Sakie · Postby **Sakie** » Mon Jul 19, 2004 11:02 pm

Joe looked out the window and sighed. His car was stolen again. He deep fried breakfast then ate pie! Explosions hit seven bystanders and they got burned. The cat landed in the toliet. "Ewww, my cat landed in the toilet," the cat-owner pontificated. Joe couldn't stand up because the pie stopped him from being thin. Then Dr McPussycat (who the car belonged to) came, stealing back the cat. The stolen cat ate the fried bacon Joe, the fattest thing the doctor could see. Then Pringles fell from the doctor's exquisite silk-lined hotdog. He screamed! "The prescription is unpleasant." the doctor grew

Ozymandias · Postby **Ozymandias** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 7:00 pm

Joe looked out the window and sighed. His car was stolen again. He deep fried breakfast then ate pie! Explosions hit seven bystanders and they got burned. The cat landed in the toliet. "Ewww, my cat landed in the toilet," the cat-owner pontificated. Joe couldn't stand up because the pie stopped him from being thin. Then Dr McPussycat (who the car belonged to) came, stealing back the cat. The stolen cat ate the fried bacon Joe, the fattest thing the doctor could see. Then Pringles fell from the doctor's exquisite silk-lined hotdog. He screamed! "The prescription is unpleasant." the doctor grew wheels [wings? No, too obvious]

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 8:06 pm

Joe looked out the window and sighed. His car was stolen again. He deep fried breakfast then ate pie! Explosions hit seven bystanders and they got burned. The cat landed in the toliet. "Ewww, my cat landed in the toilet," the cat-owner pontificated. Joe couldn't stand up because the pie stopped him from being thin. Then Dr McPussycat (who the car belonged to) came, stealing back the cat. The stolen cat ate the fried bacon Joe, the fattest thing the doctor could see. Then Pringles fell from the doctor's exquisite silk-lined hotdog. He screamed! "The prescription is unpleasant." the doctor grew wheels behind

Ozymandias · Postby **Ozymandias** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 8:45 pm

Joe looked out the window and sighed. His car was stolen again. He deep fried breakfast then ate pie! Explosions hit seven bystanders and they got burned. The cat landed in the toliet. "Ewww, my cat landed in the toilet," the cat-owner pontificated. Joe couldn't stand up because the pie stopped him from being thin. Then Dr McPussycat (who the car belonged to) came, stealing back the cat. The stolen cat ate the fried bacon Joe, the fattest thing the doctor could see. Then Pringles fell from the doctor's exquisite silk-lined hotdog. He screamed! "The prescription is unpleasant." the doctor grew wheels behind his

tragedy · Postby **tragedy** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 12:32 am

Joe looked out the window and sighed. His car was stolen again. He deep fried breakfast then ate pie! Explosions hit seven bystanders and they got burned. The cat landed in the toliet. "Ewww, my cat landed in the toilet," the cat-owner pontificated. Joe couldn't stand up because the pie stopped him from being thin. Then Dr McPussycat (who the car belonged to) came, stealing back the cat. The stolen cat ate the fried bacon Joe, the fattest thing the doctor could see. Then Pringles fell from the doctor's exquisite silk-lined hotdog. He screamed! "The prescription is unpleasant." the doctor grew wheels behind his wrists,

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 1:55 am

Joe looked out the window and sighed. His car was stolen again. He deep fried breakfast then ate pie! Explosions hit seven bystanders and they got burned. The cat landed in the toliet. "Ewww, my cat landed in the toilet," the cat-owner pontificated. Joe couldn't stand up because the pie stopped him from being thin. Then Dr McPussycat (who the car belonged to) came, stealing back the cat. The stolen cat ate the fried bacon Joe, the fattest thing the doctor could see. Then Pringles fell from the doctor's exquisite silk-lined hotdog. He screamed! "The prescription is unpleasant." the doctor grew wheels behind his wrists, enabling

Sakie · Postby **Sakie** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 7:01 am

Joe looked out the window and sighed. His car was stolen again. He deep fried breakfast then ate pie! Explosions hit seven bystanders and they got burned. The cat landed in the toliet. "Ewww, my cat landed in the toilet," the cat-owner pontificated. Joe couldn't stand up because the pie stopped him from being thin. Then Dr McPussycat (who the car belonged to) came, stealing back the cat. The stolen cat ate the fried bacon Joe, the fattest thing the doctor could see. Then Pringles fell from the doctor's exquisite silk-lined hotdog. He screamed! "The prescription is unpleasant." the doctor grew wheels behind his wrists, enabling meat

Ozymandias · Postby **Ozymandias** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 6:21 pm

Joe looked out the window and sighed. His car was stolen again. He deep fried breakfast then ate pie! Explosions hit seven bystanders and they got burned. The cat landed in the toliet. "Ewww, my cat landed in the toilet," the cat-owner pontificated. Joe couldn't stand up because the pie stopped him from being thin. Then Dr McPussycat (who the car belonged to) came, stealing back the cat. The stolen cat ate the fried bacon Joe, the fattest thing the doctor could see. Then Pringles fell from the doctor's exquisite silk-lined hotdog. He screamed! "The prescription is unpleasant." the doctor grew wheels behind his wrists, enabling meat hubcaps

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