Corrupt a Wish game

[Hyperion]

Granted, you freak out and get sent to an institute.

I wish for M'Nagalah the Eternal, The Great God Cancer, The All-Consuming.

[lastwyvern]

Granted. I think that's twisted enough already.

I wish i could switch minds with random people at will.

[Segovia]

Granted but when you switch minds with this one person it turns out that that person will kill and then when you switch back he kills you and it is worse because you saw it coming.

I wish that only started two threads on the Fanworks section.

[Kibaoftheleaves]

Granted, but then people will never stop asking you why you don't start more threads. Your computer fills up so much of e-mails asking why you haven't that when the next time you turn it on, it explodes and a piece of shrapnel goes through your skull, killing you immediately. MuffinSticks, in reaction to your death, goes on a psychotic, hot blooded killing spree and ends up in prison... haha, two birds with one stone XD

I wish that no one was able to fool me.

[Segovia]

granted but with the power of not being fooled you also achieve the power to fool anyone you wanted. One day you decide to trick the devil. When you decide to let him go, instead of taking it like a sport, he decides to make you wonder the world aimlessly with a turnip candle. Ha ha he went old school on your butt!

I wish that more people were on in the morning.

[Tom Flapwell]

Granted. Now TV is showing half of America getting up in the morning. Including you -- there are cameramen in your bedroom.

I wish I could break glass by singing.

[Segovia]

Granted but you just got a new shower that is made entirely made of glass. The next time you sing in the shower; it brakes. The sudden shock causes you to freak and you trip and hit your head on the floor.

I wish that the rumors about 2012 were true.

[Kibaoftheleaves]

I think this one goes without saying... Granted... everyone dies.

I wish the rumors were not true, and global warming would go away, the economy would do much better, and no one lived in poverty with everyone getting along and being happy with one another.

[nickspoon]

Granted. Everybody but you is dead.

I wish I could catch a star.

[Segovia]

Granted but oh silly you. You forgot that stars are millions of degrees hot. So when you catch a star it burns a hole right through your hands. And to make matters worse, it is blue star; one of the hottest stars in the universe! Mwa ha ha ha!

I wish I could draw better.

[Hyperion]

Granted, now you can draw Better, a United Kingdom chain of betting shops.

I wish for M'Nagalah the Eternal, The Great God Cancer, The All-Consuming... Again.

(They manage to corrupt my "everyone dies" wishes on the other forum, you should be able to as well.)

[Chalvion]

Granted, he consumes everything, but then he finds out that having no one else in the world isn't all that fun and decides to revive everyone [somehow] and leave, thus wasting your wish

I wish I was slightly smaller

[lastwyvern]

granted, but now you are too short to go on any of the good rides at amusment parks.

I wish i could win the game.

[Segovia]

granted but it turns out that you could only win one game per day. Then one day after winning a game of tetris you say I bet not even the devil could beat me. Then the devil comes and officer you a deal. A fiddle of gold against your soul. Of course you lose because you already won your game. Guess where you are going when you die.

I wish that I could print with unlimited ink and paper.

[lastwyvern]

granted, but being unlimited, the paper spreads around the world, and the ink soaks into the paper, tuning the world into a giant paper-mache project.

i wish wishes existed in the time paradox.