Corrupt a Wish game

[Segovia]

granted but then out of pure excitment you kill some one and then you are put on the naughty list for life.

I wish that this two girls from school would stop flirting with me and tell me if they like me or not. (It's really confusing.)

[MuffinSticks]

Granted but they both hate you and they cut your dick off. You shall never be loved again.

I wish you would hold my hand and never let go.

[Segovia]

Granted but then our hands fuse together and never come undone. Then a traveling circus comes by and picks us up and we are never seen again. (Possibly been killed.)

I wish I could go to a Rammstein concert.

[Kibaoftheleaves]

Granted, but it's so loud that it blows your eardrums out... so hard that your brains follow, pouring out your ears in a bloody, gray matter-y mess.

I wish all were right with the world.

[Segovia]

Granted but you need chaos to be entertained. You get so bored that one day you jump off a cliff for the fun of it.

I wish that I was cool but with the brains of a nerd.

[Caoimhin]

Granted but you become so cold you're frozen in a block of ice... But your mind still functions and you are a certifiable genius (and a decidedly hip popsicle).

I wish to always have pleasant dreams while I'm asleep, under a normal sleep cycle and not some genie-like eternal sleep .

[nickspoon]

Granted, but your dreams are so pleasant that when you wake up you find yourself unable to cope with the harsh realities of the real world and enter an almost vegetative state of depression.

I wish I could touch the sky.

[Archaemic]

Granted, but now all the air in the world is made of wood. Oooooh. (Kudos if you get the reference.)

I wish for world peace!

[Caoimhin]

China, Russia, and the US all send their nukes at each other killing off everybody on the planet... No people... Just peace all around the world .

I wish to be able to perfectly estimate all those "how many cnadies in the jar?" games.

[Segovia]

Granted but you are so good that the US Gov. decides to use you to estimate the location of Osama. You correctly find him and all the terrorist get super mad at you and then send out to kill you.

I wish I could stop getting on this forum after school instead of doing my homework.

[lastwyvern]

Granted but you fail school anyways.

I wish i diddn't miss so much during the holidays

[Segovia]

Granted but you had to suffer all the repeatitive threads on here.

I wish I could be validictorian.

[Dr. Sticks]

granted, but only because every other student in your class died.

I wish I were a mod on DC

[gforce422]

Granted, but this occurrence is quite obviously a sign of the Apocalypse. You die, along with everyone else as the earth is scorched in flame.

I wish that The Ring had never come to me.

[Segovia]

Granted but when those horsemen who seek the ring go after it, they make a mistake and go to your house and kill you instead.

I wish I didn't "Zen" days.