Corrupt a Wish game

[Segovia]

Granted but then their comments make you get so high on your self that people think that you are on drugs or something and put you in a rehabilitation center.

I wish it was snowing in San Antonio.

[lastwyvern]

granted but its acid snow.

i wish i could download my fursona onto an online virtual world and talk with you guys.

[Segovia]

Granted but once you go in you can't come out.

[MuffinSticks]

Granted, but it goes back in.

I wish Pandora would play new music more often.

[Balmas]

Granted, but it's really bad.

I wish for success.

[osprey]

Granted, but you become a successful prostitute.

I wish for a server.

[MuffinSticks]

Granted, but he comes around every 2 minutes, slaps you, and says "YOU GOT SERVED!!"

I wish this snow day would last forevaaar

[Segovia]

Granted but now you are buried under 10 feet of snow.
I wish for immortality.

[MuffinSticks]

Granted, but you spend it for eternity in hell.

I wish my freeloader cat would just freaking die already

[Segovia]

I frown upon that. I love my cat who is extremly lethargic. As for your wish. Granted but then you get another cat who is from hell and kills you while you sleep.

I wish I was Dilbert.

[Kibaoftheleaves]

(This will be my first post on Define Cynical... ^^)

Granted, but you get into a horrible tie-related accident, its curviness finally reaching its peak and strangling you in your sleep.

I wish I could bend reality to my will.

[MuffinSticks]

Granted, and indeed it bends, but you can't control it as it bends wildly out of control and you find yourself in an alternate reality in which you and everyone you've ever loved is a rubber duck.

I wish Segovia would stay for ever and ever :3

[Segovia]

Granted but even after I die my ghost still logs on then some how makes your way into your houses or aprartments and I scare the heck out of you all and then you suffer a major heart attack and die.

I wish that my rockband drum set will work.

[Kibaoftheleaves]

Granted. It works so well that you think you have the talent to make it big... really big. You try out for professional bands, remembering what you're supposed to do with the video game and find that it works the same way. Later, when you're succesful and happy with your new band, you all break up and spend the rest of your lives appearing in "Where are they now?" magazines... they mostly say you've been abducted by aliens and live somewhere in the cosmos, being subject to extraterrestrial probes and experiments for eternity.

I wish Ozy and Millie existed and would be friends with me. (Heh... edited my post a bit...)

[Caoimhin]

Granted but Millie attempts to shave all your fur off with horrible results, lots of blood and skin jamming the electric razor.

I wish Santa Claus were real. The mythical one not the real Saint Nicolaus.