Vending Machine

[osprey]

You get a Fantastically Fun Farting Flamethrower.

I put in a small piece of gouda.

[Doc Sigma]

You get a large piece of ATOMIC LIMBURGER!

I put in the year 2003

[Stephan]

You get an LP record of the Goon Show episode "The Lost Year."

I put in Stephan's glasses.

[Doc Sigma]

You get pink eye.

I put in a small stuffed elephant being ridden by a Dr. Robotnik action figure (which is currently on my desk at work, in case you wonder where the heck I came up with such nonce)

[Amber]

You get a peice of toast

I put in a helicopter.

[gforce422]

You get nothing, but you hear a crunching noise...



I put in the Mona Lisa.

[Amber]

You get a slip of paper. Written on it is:
"You can't fit a thing of that size in a vending machine! Put something smaller in and try again!"

I put in a ticket to Oz.

[Doc Sigma]

You get a can of motor oil.

I put in a copy of Pokemon Diamond, with all 493 Pokemon. And they're all level 100. And shiny.

[Stephan]

You get a jumble of funny little high pitched noises and the machine shakes for 10 minutes.

I put in a cancelled airline booking for New South Wales to West Virginia.

[Kyler Thatch]

You get to board the flight for West Virginia anyway.

*inserts a blank unlined 4x6 index card*

[gforce422]

The index card comes out, with "Water buffalo?" printed in bold letters on it.


I put in a bag of chips.

[osprey]

You get trans fats.

I put in a bandage.

[Bocaj Claw]

You get a horrible bleeding wound.

I put in correct change

[Richard K Niner]

You get a light that says "Exact change only", and don't get anything, because someone forgot to tell the motherboard what the new charge was when they updated the price.

I put in stuff by not putting in stuff.

[Stephan]

You get an electron and a positron

You get to board the flight for West Virginia anyway.

If only that were true [sigh]

I put in Ozy's evil counterpart from a mirror universe.