The Thingy

[Tod the Lowrie]

*Mourns over the thread he apparently killed. Rips off the paper that says "thingamajigger", and throws the thingy into the air whilst Dvořák's New World Symphony, 4th movement, is playing in the background*

[Tom Flapwell]

*spears Thingy Scorpion-style* "COME 'ERE!"

[Richard K Niner]

*shoots Tom with an ice arrow, grabs the Thingy, and uses the ice cube Tom is trapped in to hop up to the next level*

[CodeCat]

*waits for Niner as he hops up, and shoves him back down into the hole he came from while taking the thingy*

[Mr. Neign]

*drops suddenly from the sky, smashing codecat, manages to crawl away with the thingy*

[Bocaj Claw]

*convinces Neign to give up the thingy in excahnge for a turn whitewashing the fence* Heh. Literature helps me in so many ways.

[nickspoon]

*Beats Bocaj over the head with the Complete Works of Shakespeare and steals the Thingy* Indeed.

[Tom Flapwell]

*Finds Llewellyn's hypno-doohickey and hypnotizes Nick into giving him the Thingy -- and, while he's at it, dancing in a one-person conga line*

[Mr. Neign]

*attempts to field test new mind control invention, succeeds in ordering everybody nearby into letting him have the thingy, becomes confused when mind control device orders him to give himself the thingy*

"stupid glitch.. I already *bzzzt!!* must..give..thingy..to..self...."

[Bocaj Claw]

I'll save you from flawed programming! *cuts off Neign's arms and takes Thingie* The day is saved!

... *gives thingy to Neign* D'oh!

[Mr. Neign]

*Destroys mind control device, which explodes and causes short term memory loss to everybody within a wide radius of the device... wakes up a short time later*

"Oww.. my head.. hey.. when did I get the thingy?"
*checks for other injuries*
"WHERE IS MY ARM!!?!?"

[Foxhound]

*Sneaks up wearing active camoflage and steals the thingy, then sneaks away to a teleporter* Damn. I play way too much Halo.

[Tom Flapwell]

*Hops on Yoshi and makes him tongue-grab the Thingy*

[Mr. Neign]

*Regrows arm and grabs a Lancer, empties an entire clip into Flapwell, chainsaws Yoshi, then heads over and curb stomps the wounded Flapwell "Gears of War" style, then grabs the thingy and walks away*

"Ermmm.. no hard feelings..it's just that I have been playing it too much recently"

[Steve the Pocket]

Bah. You and your Mitsubishi sedan don't scare me! *places a nail on the road in front of him and lies in wait*

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YES!!! *yoink*

(Yes I KNOW that's not the kind of Lancer you meant. But this is a forum; reality here is bendable. Like Gumby!)