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<!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo--> Hi everyone! First time poster, here. Foxchild has been bugging me to come over here for a while and hang out, so... now I will. I just wanted to start off with a nice Hello. Hope to meet some friends and have a few good laughs with y'all.<br><br>*scurries away*

Let me the first to welcome you to the forums and inquire about that great avatar. Wasn't Locke playing a guitar, or did you draw that? I'm curious because i have a mandolin myself (with two broken strings though) but i don't know how to play it.

Hey, welcome to the world of the posting members! Believe me, it's not too hard to get yourself wrapped up in this place. I mean, look at FoxChild! One day, he's just posting here, minding his own business and then "WHAM!" someone makes him a mod.

RUN AWAY RUN AWAY<br><br>Ohh and welcome<br><br>WUN AWAY RUN AWAY

Welcome! New members always rock, and I'm sure you rock, too! Hope you enjoy yourself here and become active!

Hiya. Stick around, it's fun and...stuff. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->

welcome. if you look you shall find pie. there is pie here.<br><br>I don't know how we find it before we eat it all, it's like... it grows here or something <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->.<br><br><br>welcome.

HOLA, AMIGO/A. QUIENES COMES MIS PANTALONES?

Jacob - You've got a mandolin?! Boo-yah! *high five* <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--> Nope, I didn't draw it, I got it from <a href='http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/om20020814.gif' target='_blank'>this</a> strip. I'm a huge mandolin fan (if you couldn't tell) and I like to assume it's a mando he's playing, minus the doubled strings. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> Oh, it's easy to play the mandolin! Just press down on the fret thingies and make music... and you're on your way! It's got to be easy if I can do <a href='http://alesiakaye.com/andrew/index.html' target='_blank'>this!</a> (actually, if you'd like any help, feel free to PM me)<br><br>Thanks to everyone for welcoming me! ...erm, Dr. Doog, I couldn't quite catch everything you said there, matey... somethin' about pants I believe. <!--emo&:unsure:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' /><!--endemo-->

Ah, another new member! Someone to carry on the torch...<br><br>*Hands MandoAndy a large old-fashioned torch, burning merrily*<br><br>Well, fire was going to find its way to this thread eventually <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->

I wonder if MandoAndy is aware of the "regulations" and "traditions" involving fire here. I anxously await to see what he does with it.

Given fire already? That didn't take long....... <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>Greetings and salutations MandoAndy!

begin the initiation! Release the [insert scary thing here]<br><br>naw, I'm joking.

Newbie! [pounces] Heya! Welcome to the forum, hopefully you won't get scared off [evil grin]

Grab a lighter and make yourself at home!<br>Oh, and I'd look into fireproofing that Mandlin of yours.