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Dunno if anyone noticed, but due to several events I haven't been here in nearly a month. It's been a combination of factors, most notably:

1. Week-long trip to Wisconsin with no Internet access
2. Week-long downtime as my computer's power supply died after half an hour of usage upon coming back from said Wisconsin trip
3. Week-long period of catching up on all the forums I attend after said two weeks of downtime.
4. I actually have a job now. Selling popcorn. At the movie theater. Joy. >_>

So yeah, just wanted to apologize for leaving without a trace like that. I've been keeping up with the OM comics, just haven't had a chance to return to the forum in a while.

So how's everyone been?

Welcome back! And to answer your last question, just peachy.

Welcome back, Dan! Hope your trip was well and good.

Dan! Good to have you back! Missed you...

4. I actually have a job now. Selling popcorn. At the movie theater. Joy. >_>

I sense some corny puns could be applied here. Be sure to butter your customers up. Sorry.
I should hope they are paying you good money. Do you at least get free tickets to the movies?

I get paid $7.25 an hour, which isn't the greatest, but I actually have fun there. And yes we get free tickets (but no free concessions).

Trust me, the puns can get pretty bad, especially involving the popcorn poppers which Steven named. You add the seed (kernels), add some lube (oil), wait for her to explode, etc.

$7.25/hour for a movie theater job is pretty nice actually

Welcome back man!

Hey, they ya are man. I've been the only one representing Georgia for awhile, at least I think I was. Anyway, welcome back.

I KNEW there was something missing!

I KNEW there was something missing!

The cake?