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Hello I am new and decided to lose my animosity. So Hi.

Hello, and welcome to DC.

Please ignore the Fireproofing coupon.

Hello, and welcome to DC. Please ignore the poster above me.

We seem to have a rivalry going on, Baconsticks. You know what you could do for your welcoming gift? Douse people in gasoline and jet fuel and give them a match.

But I digress. *ahem* Hello there, Rievan-who-is-no-longer-anonymous! Welcome to the madness know as DC. Please accept this flameproofing coupon as a token of goodwill and safety. After all, your complimentary flamethrower should be along soon....

It's mandatory that we offer these in case you require the services, click for a printable:



Have a pleasant day/afternoon/night!

It's much more entertaining bothering you, gforce.

How would I use such a wondrous coupon? Where would I put it, and does it come in mint?

Such things are outdated, Rievan. Example:


Fireproofing coupons fall before captian cold and his freeze ray.

And get into the IRC.

(Its at the menu at the top)

As you can see, Baconsticks is almost as new as you are, but that doesn't stop him from being annoying. That's how welcoming and tolerant of new people (and old people!) we are.

So, welcome! And we hope you feel like staying but not like eating all of our popcorn! (Though you can have mine. Bleh, it's just so dry...)

So, welcome! And we hope you feel like staying but not like eating all of our popcorn! (Though you can have mine. Bleh, it's just so dry...)

*gets Cam another bowl of fresh, hot popcorn with butter*

Popcorn's hot! Come and get it!

Welcome to the forums.

Better be careful not to confuse Rievan with Priest Revan.

Welcome, my brother, to the forums. That's all I have to say.

Better be careful not to confuse Rievan with Priest Revan.

I am sure nobody will have a problem with that.

Welcome to DC!

I'm surprised no one has commented on my earlier post.