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*Walks out of the plane, looking about*<br><br>I'm quite sure I told the pilot to go left! Erm... didn't I?<br><br>Ah well. This place looks good, I think I'll stay for a while.<br><br>*Waves to anyone passing by. Chases them after they don't stop*<br><br>Hello!

*jumps out holding a sign labelled ANKARIS* Ahh, another guest! Welcome aboard!<br><br>Hey, glad to see more people showing up here. Do you have your baggage claim? Oh well, no matter, the luggage got lost anyway. ehhhhh so, having fun so far?

Welcome Ankaris!!! Nice to meet ya!<br><br>Welcome to DC, I think you'll like it here!

Eep! My luggage!<br><br>*Thinks about what he was taking*<br><br>Eh... maybe it's better the luggage was lost <!--emo&:unsure:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br><br>Hey guys!<br><br>Wonder how Avery's going to take his epithany <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->

*checks luggage bays and overhead compartments* Say.. this one's stuck. <!--emo&:huh:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/huh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='huh.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br><br> <!--emo&--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif' /><!--endemo--> *pounds it with my fist for a while, then fine-tunes the locking mechanism* Hm.. almost got it... <!--emo&<_<--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/dry.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='dry.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br><br>*Overhead compartment pops open* <!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo--> Wha- *I am quickly engulfed in displaced luggage like Kirk and bunches of tribbles* <!--emo&:ph34r:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /ph34r.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ph34r.gif' /><!--endemo-->

Sir, I need to ask you if anyone has had any contact with your baggage while you weren't looking. Did you see anyone touch your stuff while you weren't around?<br><br>Oh, and i also need to check your person for explosives. You see, you can't just walk around with those things strapped on, we stock pile them for later use!<br><br>And finally, Welcome to Greater Llewellynla- I mean Define Cynical!

Welcome! That clumsy pilot.<br><br>Ignore the pilot outfit and all I have on. Enjoy your stay!

Erm... were they your bags I was burning?<br><br>...<br><br>C'mon! It was cold down there and Sheepy was asleep!!

Welcome welcome. As part of your initiation you have to set something on fire.<br><br>Okay, I lied, there is no initiation, but set something on fire anyway, it'll be funny.

*glomp!*<br><br>*Looks down at Ankaris, who I happen to be sitting on*<br><br>HI! I'm Frankenmuth2! *smiles* I'm an evil mutant Squirrel with the intent of taking over the world with my army of Dachshunds! (stupid sequal plot)<br><br>*Stands and helps Ankaris up*<br><br>Welcome to D.C!<br><br>Now, for your initiation, I suggect setting iyestorm on fire. *raspberry to iyestorm*

Is this Dulles or National? I can't rmember. *looks around* Ah well, I'm hungery. *goes off to buy over-priced food*<br><br>Oh and welcome Ankaris. Hope you stay around for a while and welcome to DC. If you get lost just look for the big oblisk looking thingy in the middle of town. It's hard to miss.

Welcome. Left is boring anyways. Enjoy your stay. The next flight out is...<br><br><span style='font-size:23pt;line-height:100%'>HEY STOP SETTING THE PLANES ON FIRE!!! HOW IS ANYONE SUPPOST TO LEAVE!!!!!</span><br><br>...well, looks like you're staying for awhile.

Oh... sorry!

Welcome Ankaris, you'll find this place not as boring as Hawaii.

<!--QuoteBegin-erikbarrett+Mar 24 2004, 03:37 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (erikbarrett @ Mar 24 2004, 03:37 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Welcome. Left is boring anyways. Enjoy your stay. The next flight out is...<br><br><span style='font-size:23pt;line-height:100%'>HEY STOP SETTING THE PLANES ON FIRE!!! HOW IS ANYONE SUPPOST TO LEAVE!!!!!</span><br><br>...well, looks like you're staying for awhile. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Toldja It'd be funny!