In honour of the unconventional approach:

[rabid_fox]

Pleasure's all mine.

Just so as you know then, a little background. Yes, I'm a long-term Ozy and Millie fan here, I've been reading the comic for years upon years, which is actually slightly scary when you think about it.

Other than that? I get by on the daily grind, I drink too much and I haven't smoked since the 23rd of December. I'm also not very good at introduction posts.

Hi.

[Tai]

Greetings sir hydrofearing fox o/ Check out the IRC sometime, won't you?

Click on the top-right hand corner IRC link if you have a client already, or just click here
and accept the java alert. Then type

/j #definecynical

Then feel free to spread the AI..rabies around to the rest of usss

[GeorgiaCoyote]

I'm also not very good at introduction posts.

Hi.

That's sorta my problem too. But I must say I like your introduction approach. They do say a picture is worth a thousands words so you've already contributed more words to your introduction than I did. At any rate welcome friend. I trust you'll enjoy it here.

[rabid_fox]

IRC and clipboard team up a dual vulpine haters. So it goes.

I may have to do this melodically, because I am clutching my ukulele protectively as I type this (mostly on account of having recorded a ballad in honour of Barry Burton).

Good times.

[Muninn]

Welcome to the forums rabid fox, have a rutabega.

[rabid_fox]

I had to look that up. I'd offer you some Polo Mints in return for your strange turnip-looking thingymajabber, except I'm eating the last of them now.

In fact, this whole introduction-post is a stalling mechanism because I don't want to go shopping for food.

[klimt]

hi

[Tom Flapwell]

I'd wing-glomp you, but if you're rabid, maybe I shouldn't.

[rabid_fox]

Unless you're a chicken tikka sandwich, you're unlikely to get bitten, but please don't glomp me - I have a principle of never allowing a verb that I'm unsure of the meaning of to happen to me.

[Svix]

Heh, glomping. Wikitionary describes it thus:

1. (slang, transitive) to embrace enthusiastically; to pounce on and hug, often from a running start. Generally feminine or childish in nature.

Haha, anywho, hi.

[rabid_fox]

I definitely don't want any of this glomping then. It seems uncivilised, like those cretins one sees with their hands down the back of their girlfriend's jeans in public.

Go raíth míle maith agat, by that token.

[Baconsticks]

I definitely don't want any of this glomping then. It seems uncivilised, like those cretins one sees with their hands down the back of their girlfriend's jeans in public.

Go raíth míle maith agat, by that token.

To late, I'm already on my way.

[gforce422]

Welcome to DC! Your flamethrower is on the way. Here is your coupon good sir!

It's mandatory that we offer these in case you require the services, click for a printable:

[Baconsticks]

Please note that a freeze ray Is available upon request.

[Llewthepoet]

Welcome to the forums! Pleasure to meet you and what a clever introduction!