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Hello Everybody, as you can see from my username, I am Baconsticks.

Whatever, lets get to the point here. I am 18 years old, male, and currently a senior in high school. (the infamous columbine high school, to be exact.) I live in Littleton, Colorado, which is a suburb of Denver. My hobbies include Animation, Cars, Areoplanes, Quantum Physics, Video games, computers, lulz, trolling Fchan, being a d*ck, and other things. (I think I forgot one of my interests there, I wonder what it is. )


My favorite character in O&M is probably Isolde, Because she's learning the same profession i am now: Directing movies. I, however, do not make documentaries. I'm a part animation/live action film guy. Actually, as I'm typing this, I'm watching Full MEHTUL Jacket, taking notes on it.

I guess that's about it. I'll make sure to post often here, nobody likes a post virgin.

Welcome to DC!

Welcome to DC!

Thanks, your generic greeting is very nice.

Welcome to the forums.

Welcome to the forums.

Welcome to DC!

Thanks, your generic greeting is very nice.

Do i have to repeat myself?


Thanks anyways though, It's always nice to greet somebody.

Eh, don't worry about it. Every introduction thread gets filled with what are essentially the same posts over and over. You'll get a flamethrower, a flame-proofing coupon, a plea to visit the IRC channel, and probably a few random images before it's all over.

In any case, welcome to DC. Glad to have another O&M fan join the fold.

Welcome to the finest forum on the internetwebland.

Eh, don't worry about it. Every introduction thread gets filled with what are essentially the same posts over and over. You'll get a flamethrower, a flame-proofing coupon, a plea to visit the IRC channel, and probably a few random images before it's all over.

In any case, welcome to DC. Glad to have another O&M fan join the fold.

I Expect it anyways.

Welcome to the finest forum on the internetwebland.

Internets!

I will now pose to you a completely unconventional greeting!


This is DC, the den of random fun and silliness. Please do not drink the water here as it tends to have some bizarre side effects. *twitches* You should be receiving some totally unexpected gifts, including, but limited to a flamethrower (which has a number of different settings, such as "cook," "lightly singe," "incinerate," etc.) an invitation to the chatroom, some rutebegas, and perhaps a babble retardant jacket. But my gift to you is to be used before all others! Behold the Fireproofing coupon!!

It's mandatory that we offer these in case you require the services, click for a printable:


Have a goodly time here!

I will now pose to you a completely unconventional greeting!


This is DC, the den of random fun and silliness. Please do not drink the water here as it tends to have some bizarre side effects. *twitches* You should be receiving some totally unexpected gifts, including, but limited to a flamethrower (which has a number of different settings, such as "cook," "lightly singe," "incinerate," etc.) an invitation to the chatroom, some rutebegas, and perhaps a babble retardant jacket. But my gift to you is to be used before all others! Behold the Fireproofing coupon!!

It's mandatory that we offer these in case you require the services, click for a printable:


Have a goodly time here!

Hmm... I control, in part, the only known counter to a fireproofing coupon.

Yes, I write uncyclopedia articles.

now that I have power over both, nothing will stop me.

Look more food has joined DC!
Hi Baconsticks, I hope you like it here!

You look cold, here have a flamethrower to warm you up!
gforce422, you forgot to mention the Nova blast setting. you can only you this one here and 631 light year from earth for safety reasons.

You look cold, here have a flamethrower to warm you up!
gforce422, you forgot to mention the Nova blast setting. you can only you this one here and 631 light year from earth for safety reasons.

i found that setting on my own.

Like the sig? it's my creation, used for this:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/List_of_we ... se_missile

You'd better be as delicious as your name or we're going to have words and perhaps even sentences!

You'd better be as delicious as your name or we're going to have words and perhaps even sentences!

Sorry, I taste more like sausage.

You've failed me for the first time for the last time.