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Hallos to all. I am "That Person", also known as "Scapemortise" in some circles, and now, recently, as Ian Campbell.

I'm 13, 14 in Feb. I live in New Jersey, in a little town no one ever heard about. (Seriously, I don't even think we're on the map.) My hobbies are drawing (Badly), writing (Badly), reading, strategy games of all kinds, and chatting.

Many have called me crazy, though I doubt I am. Just a bit hyper, with a lot going on in my head. I think this is because of a few accidental head injuries I got when I was young.

Anyway, just got here, found the comics three days ago, read them all before I joined. Loved them. Just so cute D: And they make me think. Not too many web comics that make me think. I love cute, funny, and intelligent things, and this is just all that rolled into a little furry ball. :> So, hi.

Sorry if this is in the wrong place :B I haven't been on a forum for two years.

Hello! Greetings! All that good stuff! As you enter the establishment, notice that room filled with cheap plastic toys on your left (normally we would use our flamethrowers to make room for something else, but the stench of burning plastic is just to much), and the room right over there on your right is home to some of the best chocolate-chip cookies in this universe (if only we hadn't put them in world's most secure safe and forgot the complex series of very long numbers that we had to type in multipile times while singing the ABC'S backwards in the key of B-flat. Hindsight is always 20/20.) And have fun, that's important.

Welcome to the forums!

Heyheyhey. I like your name. It's quite awesome. :O

I'll just call you Ian, okay? xD
Welcome to DC :3

Thankies, everyone.

:B It's so wierd how such a bland name can be so original. And sure, call me what you wish.

Wahahaha, y hallo thar is how I greet people.

Hello That Person? Are you in on the They conspiracy? Here is your Flamethrower by the way.
*Show That Person the NOVA BLAST Setting and instantly turns all the Plastic toy into plasma.*
That is how you quick remove a mess with out the icky plastic oder.

Hallo thar!

hi.

Hello That Person? Are you in on the They conspiracy?

No, no, I beleive that the "They" and the "That" conspiracies are completely separate, although I really have no spot in either of the two.

greetings, welcome to dc, most of the folks here are nice.. least they have been when I've been around

Hello there! Welcome to the fun, madness, and insanity known as the DC forums. Since you already got your flamethrower, I suggest you get yourself flameproofed first before using anything beyond it's "light singe" setting. Have a good time here and play it safe!


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Hey this would have been your IRC solicitation but I think I saw you in earlier o/ Welcome and hi \o

Welcome to the forum!

On a complete side note, I wanted to thank you for being a 13 year old with an understanding of spelling, grammar, capitalization, and basic sentence structure. The intarwebz needs more of you!

Welcome to DC!

Since you've already gotten your fireproofing coupon, you can also have your free flamethrower now!

*Gives*

(Man. I seriously gotta start doing that again.)