Define Cynical Fan Forums

Agh, damn airline seats...

Anyhoo, hi! I'm Rasputin, 38, hailing from San Jose, CA. I have absolutely adored Ozy and Millie since finding it years ago, and have finally decided to make my way here. I'll try to be as talkative as I can, though I do tend to lurk a lot. (As I'm sure FeynmanKR42 and Talkie Toaster can attest to. )

As for my other interests... Not hard to guess from my avatar, I am a furry, have been since '89. I also enjoy other artforms, including anime and manga. (FMA FTW!) I also enjoy gaming (FPS, RTS and shmups, mainly). Music is one of the main forces that move my world, though. Some of my fave acts are Zappa, Talking Heads, DEVO, Negativland, NIN, Tool, TMBG, Lemon Demon (who DCS turned me onto,) and Freezepop. I also like DCS' music. *holds up his copy of "Shiver"*

So, hello again, and hopefully I won't lurk too much around here.

Oh, and I <3 Isolde.

Hey o/ Come by the IRC and see if you still lurk (please try not to :(


Click on the top-right hand corner IRC link if you have a client already, or just click here
and accept the java alert. Then type

/j #definecynical

and begin non-lurking...

Hello! Let me guess: You're 42 inches wide and 69 inches tall.

Hello there! Welcome to DC. Your complimentary flamethrower should be along shortly. Until then, you can swim in our pool. Or get yourself fireproofed with this handy dandy coupon. Have a good time here!


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Welcome to DC!

Hiii Rasputin42x69!!ohhhh and RTS fan. We could always use more of them! Here is a flamethrower for joining DC!

Welcome to the forums!

Ooo, a flamethrower, cool!

And to think that all I got on the Jack forums was a shovel for digging trenches.

That's because Jack fans settle their disputes through petty trench warfare. We prefer to take the moral high road and just roast each other.

The flamethrower: an elegant weapon from a more civilized age.

And welcome.

Welcome. Have an ice cream sandwich.

Hello Rasputin! Observe the room on your left that leads to our very own tennis court were the ball is soaked in kerosene and lighten with a match to make things more interesting, and that room over on your right is the fire exit that on last count has injured 136 on account of someone glueing the sign "play room" over the sign that says "Fire exit." (I personaly suspect Bocaj, but I can't prove it. And even if I could I wouldn't because it's actually kind of funny, though a bit sad.) And just take my word on this, if you see a gigantic burning wheel roll past you followed closely by cavemen who are being chased themselves by what looks like a bunch of Romans from around 300 AD in full battle gear, just walk away. Trust me on this, you don't want to bear witness to what happens next. And yes, I am in a very random mood. And have fun, that's important.

Welcome to the forums Rasputin.

Welcome to Define Cynical! As your luggage is being taken to your room, let me give you a brief introduction to our magnificent resort. We are very concerned with the well being of our clients and we will do our best to fulfill any of your requests. The bulletin board next to the reception has a complete schedule of all daily activities, a detailed map of the complex and the details and rules for today's special contest. You may request a copy of the map at anytime, free of charge. We at Define Cynical are very pleased to serve you, here's the key to your room and please have a peaceful respite.

Welcome, chap.

Zappa is God. Of awesome moustaches.

hi.