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Hi, I'm Ryani, and I bet I set a new record for the longest period of time between beginning to read a strip and joining a forum associated with it - I've been reading Ozy and Millie religiously for six years. I originally got there from the link on Kevin and Kell. Ozy and Millie has been a big part of my life for years. I only have two books - OM and Prehistronics, but I hope to purchase more in the future. I'm a bibliophile with odd tastes and a bit of an Otaku. I have very..eclectic tastes in music. I guess that's all you need to know about me. I like this place.

I expect that this place will like you back. Welcome!

Six years? That's the same approximate time I've been reading it. Sweet.

Fancy a wing-glomp?

Wow SIX years? You're overdue on your IRC payments :@


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seriously wau six YEARS

Hello there! Welcom to the madness known as DC. We hope you will have a pleasant stay full of random fun and chaos. Your complimentary flamethrower will be along shortly, but before you use it, why don't you get yourself fireproofed first! Have a fun time here!


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Welcome, Ryani.

Hi welcome to DC! Here have a flamethrower! Go ahead and try it out...but be careful not to burn your books.

Can't believe it. I'm in utter shock. I mean, like.........

Hehehe, welcome to D.C. Ryani!

Welcome to the forum. As a word of warning, do not listen to Bocaj Claw. He's mad. Mad I tells ya!

Welcome home. Here, have an energy drink.

Welcome aboard, we hope you enjoy your stay here... and don't mind it if you see somebody running by on fire, it's pretty normal around here hehe

Greetings Ryani! As you walk through our establishment notice the room over there on your left were our annual snooker contest is held (it's been known to get quite physical), and that room way over there on the right is full of cake but ever so often it gets transported to another dimension and is replaced by a bunch of angry cannibals. That's why you rarely see anyone use that room. Also, if the walls suddenly and without warning begin to bleed........ Cut back! And have fun, that's important.

Welcome to the forums Ryani.

I've been reading the comic for years and I still haven't finished the archives... David keeps putting a new comic almost every day.

I've been reading the comic for years and I still haven't finished the archives.

Oh, and welcome to the forums, Ryani.

I've been reading the comic for years and I still haven't finished the archives... David keeps putting a new comic almost every day.

It's hard to read the entire archives when that keeps happening, yes.