Define Cynical Fan Forums

Hello! I've been reading Ozy and Millie for quite some time now(Around a year), and I thought I should show my face in the forums sometime.
I'm Ray from the Netherlands, vacation right now so I will be here for a while.
Anyway, that was it for the introduction and I'm off to bed for now.

Hey o/ Come by the IRC when you wake up or I will hunt you IN YOUR DREAMS

Click on the top-right hand corner IRC link if you have a client already, or just click here
and accept the java alert. Then type

/j #definecynical

and hopefully I'll see you there \o



(please?)

Welcome to the forums!

Influx of newbies! Wow!
(thats a good thing, btw. )


Welcome to the forums, Ray, where insanity, randomness,and fun is completely unavoidable. Your complimentary flamethrower should be along shortly, in the meantime, take some time to get yourself fireproofed, why dontcha? Being crispy fried while learning to use the various settings of our flamethrowers is most undesirable. Have fun and play it safe!!!!!

It's mandatory that we offer these in case you require the services, click for a printable:

Influx of newbies!

What is up with that G(force)?

I must also be welcoming of Newcomer to the DC circuit! While you can, view the ice sculpture of a naked duck in the foyer, it won't last long! I'll give you this jar of gypsy tears as a welcoming gift, AIDs can strike at anytime!

Welcome to DC!

Welcome!

'Sup.

Welcome to DC! Please accept this boxful of instant magma. Just add water!

hello

Heee nog een! Welkom op het forum hier, en trek je niks aan van al die rare types boven mij. Niemand is hier echt goed bij zn hoofd.

Welcome to Define Cynical! We are always improving our facilities to give our clients the most comfortable accomodations and greatest array of activies possible. Please note that horse ridings have been cancelled due to the increase in wild raptors, but that's being taken care of and we should resume to our normal activities soon. Here's the key to your room, have a nice vacation and a pleasant stay.

By the way, if you want to sign up for the "Flamethrower-powered Wild Raptors Annual Hunt", you may sign up here in the reception.

Wow, another member from the Netherlands! Say, could one of you confirm the rumor that the Dutch version of Santa Claus lives in Spain and will send six to eight Black men into people's houses, possibly to terrorize and/or abduct the naughty children?

So many new people! Welcome to the maddness that goes by the name of DC. Be sure to check out that room on your left because it's filled with every battery ever and never seems to run out (very useful!), and that room over there on your right is the room where we hold our very own roller-blading-while-holding-an-egg-in-a-cup contest on everyother Tuesday. And always remember, nothing is as it seems..... Expecially after we've all watched the Matrix a couple times to get us in the mood. And have fun, that's important!

Wow, another member from the Netherlands! Say, could one of you confirm the rumor that the Dutch version of Santa Claus lives in Spain and will send six to eight Black men into people's houses, possibly to terrorize and/or abduct the naughty children?

Yes, that is pretty much true. Except now they're experimenting with different coloured ones as well. So far I've seen green and purple ones...