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Hi, I'm mossy toes
Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 5:35 pm
by mossy toes
Reporting in from California, wishing that I'd found this earlier.
As I understand it, my soul has now been duly captured, impounded, and shriveled in the property of 'O&M; Define Cynical'.
Not that I mind
.
I just chowed my way through this over a few days, and now I'm joining the club.
Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 5:51 pm
by gforce422
First welcome is ALL MINE! MINE! Muhahahahahaha!!!!
Welcom to the forums! General insanity and fun abound here. Your complimentary flamethrower should be here shortly. Until then, this should prove to be helpful. Enjoy!
It's mandatory that we offer these in case you require the services, click for a printable:
Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 6:00 pm
by gen200
Welcome, Toes.
please enjoy your complimentary 133t-speek translator and empty box that once contained oatmeal cookies.
Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 6:41 pm
by Llewthepoet
Welcome to the forums!
Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 6:43 pm
by Tai
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmossy toes yes we need more Californians to help protect ourselves from the TXan invaders :@ Stop by the IRC sometime so we can discuss our counterinvasion strategy.
Click on the top-right hand corner IRC link if you have a client already, or just click
here
and accept the java alert. Then type
/j #definecynical
and watch out for those crazy non-californians invading from texas and the UK and Australia aaaaaaaa
/rummages for a tinfoil hat
Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 9:49 pm
by A dude named Vince
Salutations! Allow me to direct you to our cache of fireworks big enough to be considered illegal on your left, and a firetruck over there on your right (just in case). Also allow me to caution you that happy hour here is strangly addictive..... Enjoy!
Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 11:34 pm
by Zaaphod
Welcome to DC!
Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 11:37 pm
by Rooster
Welcome to the forum duden!
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:12 am
by klimt
hello
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 1:04 am
by Kyler Thatch
Welcome to DC! You may have a lighter and this boxful of flammable hairspray.
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 1:12 am
by mossy toes
Lets see...
matches- check
hairspray- check
"legal" fireworks- check
flame-proofing token- check
flamethrower- absent
(rutabega/cabbage- absent)
Is it just me, or am I noticing a general theme to these gifts?
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 2:10 am
by Bocaj Claw
Prove your name with photographs or spend a night in the Room of Pain!
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 2:30 am
by osprey
Welcome to DC!
Please accept this flame-retardent foam. Why? When the time comes, you'll know.
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 3:52 am
by Sage
Am I supposed to be greeting you?
Oh well, welcome to the forum, and no, you may not call me a tree rat.
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 10:11 am
by Kyler Thatch
Lets see...
matches- check
hairspray- check
"legal" fireworks- check
flame-proofing token- check
flamethrower- absent
(rutabega/cabbage- absent)
Is it just me, or am I noticing a general theme to these gifts?
It's just you. Noticing a general theme to the gifts.
While we're at it, why don't we throw in a habanero or two along with those rutabegas?
