Define Cynical Fan Forums

It seems I have been banned 8 months in the future and due to an accident with a time-space matter transvergence beam, a cheesecake and a bag of assorted change I'm actually now a small wooden desk

It seems I have been banned 8 months in the future and due to an accident with a time-space matter transvergence beam, a cheesecake and a bag of assorted change I'm actually now a small wooden desk

I'm actually now a small wooden desk

Furnie fans, or furnies, are fans of ELotH:TES who feel a special connection to, or have an interest in Furniliars. There are some who take this interest in furniliars to a sexual level, while many others do not.

This phenomenon has split fandom into:

* Those who are confused
* Those who are disgusted
* The Furnies

The act of furnie copulation is commonly called furnication by outsiders, and creak by furnie fans.

Not all furnies wear costumes, nor do all furnies who 'furn-suit' (wear furniture suits) creak. Most Furn-suiters do however at some point doost, an affectionate greeting involving some physical contact.

In an anti-sodomy case in Texas, a number of furnies claimed that their fetish was in fact a perfectly natural result of their Furniture heritage, and that they were in fact practicing their old-timey religion. Despite attempts by their lawyer to fashion this into an insanity plea, they were found guilty and stoned to death.

Japan has its own contingent of furnies who refer to themselves as furniphiliacs, or "Funifi" for short. They're not too fond of American-style furnies, although the emnity is not shared by the western fans.

Furnies often keep their interest in the fandom quiet (known as 'being the closet'), although they can generally be spotted by behaviours such as a constant re-ordering of the furniture in their homes, or by the stack of ikea catalogs under their bed.

It is generally agreed that the only thing worse than a Furnie is a Babyfurn.

Lets all hope I roll a 42 when creating my next character in the afterlife eh :O

Lets all hope I roll a 42 when creating my next character in the afterlife eh :O

You will, but it'll be placed into a useless ability score, like Charisma.