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I'm quite bad with intros as a rule, and don't normally bother, but I find that this results in everyone having absolutely no idea who I am. I assume everyone will figure it out if I just post enough, but I always end up lurking. Never fails. Ah well.

Hi, I'm wildflower, or wf if that's long to type; I don't know how much this community is centered around that whole "real name" thing, but I'll also answer to Rachel.

...and thing #1 I need to remember: Preview button is on the left. Not used to that. I guess that was about all I had to say anyway, though.

Welcome to the forums!

So...uh...HI!


Welcome to the forum, Wildflower! Oh, and usually no one uses their real name here. Usually. As you can tell, my screen name is not my real name. Same thing with Asterikboy. And so on and so forth. Although Asterik would be a cool legal name to have...

But I digress. Here is your welcoming to forum cake! It's chocolate with rasberries on top. Oh, and you also get a glass of apricot nectar. *hands foods to wildflower* Someone will probably be along with your free fireproofing coupon in just a little while. Have a good fun time here!

Hi wildflower! Welcome to DC! Here have a flamethower!
We are friendly here, but that does not mean we don't like to have a BBQ every now and then
*Shows wildflower the cook setting on the flamethrower*
it cooks just like a propane grill. Or it you want I have a Charcoal attachment that will make it taste like it was on a charcoal grill!

*lots of text*

Hey! I was gonna type something like that...

Anyway here's your binary code welcome mat!

Oh, cool, you give out cake! ...and flamethrowers! Excellent.

Chocolate and fire are two of the coolest things ever, only not at the same time, because burnt chocolate is bad.

Mmm. *tests flamethrower, sips curiously at apricot nectar*

Unfortunately, I haven't quite got the hang of binary yet. :P But cool enough anyway.

hi. dont squash any local flora...or fauna for that matter.

Welcome to DC!

'lo.

Welcome to DC. Get out while you still can...

Hey Rachel \o Maybe you should try the IRC; no preview button to finangle with

Click on the top-right hand corner IRC link if you have a client already, or just click here
and accept the coffee request. Then type in
/j #definecynical

push button and chat it up with the rest of us \o/

Welcome to Define Cynical.

It's mandatory that we offer these in case you require the services, click for a printable:

I'm quite bad with intros as a rule, and don't normally bother...

Don't worry, all you need to tell us is:

Your credit card numbers
Social security number
Full name, date of birth
Where you live
Any other ways we can take money from you
Got any acorns?

Hello and welcome. We'd enjoy having you on IRC like Tai said.

Hello and welcome! There's randomness to the left, violence to the right, and general wackyness abound. Have fun! And before I forget, what part of NC do you live in, the Eastern, middle, or Western area? I'm just wondering, I'm not a stalker or something. *looks around nervously*