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Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 7:27 am**

Hello, I am Kenny. And, I have joined this forum. Because I wanted to. I'm the guy who discreetly runs the world, though nobody knows that.

Alright then, who am I really? I'm a student, currently in grade 12, aiming toward a career in politics or business administration. Uh, about me? Apart from my career aspirations, I have interest in Aviation, and I eventually intend to get my pilot's license. I'm known as "The Communist" at school, and sometimes just "that crazy dictator kid"(I'm not really that far to the left , but I like to fashion myself that way for my own amusement). I'm an Atheist (if that matters), and my political ideals are closest to those of the New Democratic Party. I live in Northern Ontario, Canada, near the city of Timmins. Basically, in the middle of nowhere. Anyway, I just discovered this comic strip about a week ago, and I read it in its entirety since then. It's really the only comic I've ever bothered to read, because I can relate, especially to Millie. Anyway, enough of this, I think I'll move on to the actual forums now.

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 7:32 am**

Welcome sir.

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 7:33 am**

Can I call you Uncle Spiffy?

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 7:38 am**

Wow, people respond fast. "uncle spiffy"? I guess...

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 10:17 am**

OH SHI I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE NOW

I did my first solo flight 3 weeks ago, it's the ultimate feeling. Good luck on the pilots license, it's bloody expensive. I'm not even half way and I've done 30 hours :(

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 10:21 am**

YAAAAYYYY, UNCLE SPIFFY!!!

welcome, have a leet-speek translator and a box of cookies.

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 12:04 pm**

Privyet, Comrade! And welcome to the great glorious CCCP (Collection of Cynical Closedminded People)!

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:58 pm**

Hello Kenny welcome to DC!
I would give you a Russian flamethrower, but they all melted when I used them for target practice with this one
*Tosses Kenny the slandered DC Flamethrower*

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 3:22 pm**

welcome, comrade!

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Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 4:47 pm**

Welcome to the forums Comrade!

My laboratory is just a few doors down from here...

*pulls Comrade K aside and whispers to him*

...Currently I'm working on a weather ray gun that'll control the weather of the whole world!...

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 5:11 pm**

Excellent Excellent, I'm still a long way off from initiating my revolution, but it will happen eventually.
First I need to finish the giant zeppelins that'll hover around and blacken the sky while displaying my face on giant screens on their sides. And I also need to finish my new plans for some kind of invincible Battle armour... Any other Evil innovations should speed up the process though.

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 6:11 pm**

...Don't listen to Tai! Don't join the chatroom...you may cause every one of them to become commies again

Posted: **Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:04 am**

Hello Kenny, welcome to the forums!

Posted: **Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:47 am**

Howdy Kenny. Welcome to D.C.

May your stay be enjoyable!

Posted: **Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:06 am**

Greetings, drop by the IRC sometime, and your avatar strikes fear in my heart as our Black Ops leader has a very similar one D:

...Don't listen to Tai! Don't join the chatroom...you may cause every one of them to become commies again

Do not Listen to Dog. He is untrustworthy. I deserve your trust. I am here to protect you

Define Cynical Fan Forums

IT IS I, KENNY! AND I AM HERE! BASK IN MY GLORY

IT IS I, KENNY! AND I AM HERE! BASK IN MY GLORY