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Touching down
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 4:23 pm
by horsedreamer
Hi. I'm Dave. I dunno what standard procedure is for intros, but I'm sure most other people introducing themselves don't know either.
I guess I'll try and take a crack at my views on cynicism:
If you're not a little bit cynical, you're more than a little bit stupid.
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 4:44 pm
by gen200
here's a tip: sanity will do you no good, here.
here, have a leet-speek translator and a box of cookies.
just watch out for the knives that encompass the translator's very being
someone should be here to give you a flamethrower, a flame-proofing coupon, and a few other things shortly,
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 4:47 pm
by Angstwolf
*gives Dave some tape*
That's not normally part of the welcome kit, but trust me. It's fun.
Welcome to here!
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 5:26 pm
by Holyman83
Hi horsedreamer. I would give you a flamethrower but I'm sick right now so I'll let Foxhound do it. That way you dont get sick too
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 5:59 pm
by Tom Flapwell
Since so many people are giving something, I think I'll add my own gift:
SCREEEEECH *wing-glomp*
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 6:10 pm
by Richard K Niner
Welcome aboard
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 7:45 pm
by Rooster
Wilcomen dude!
Wow, we're getting loads of new members now
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:11 pm
by Muninn
Welcome to the forums horsedreamer.
The gift of this magi is the rutabega.
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:57 pm
by Foxhound
Welcome aboard. Here's your own complimentary flamethrower (holy: finally!).
Enjoy your stay.
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 10:05 pm
by Rymn_the_Silver_Wolfe
Sir Issac Newton predicted that you would be inevitable drawn to this site.
WARNING: Math Content!
Proof:
Where F is the force of you being drawn to this site
G is the gravitational constant set forth by Newton himself
m1 is you
m2 is the computer on which DC resides
and r is the distance between you and the afore mentioned computer.
Just kidding, Welcome to DC!
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 11:16 pm
by Dr. Doog
Well, technically you're supposed to deposit all cookies at the drop-in box, and leave your sanity on a blank hanger on the rack.
It's mandatory that we offer these in case you require the services, click for a printable:
Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 1:07 am
by Zaaphod
Hello Dave, a.k.a. horsedreamer, welcome!
Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 1:14 am
by santi
just a lil guess.... is this dave the Dave who owns the finger that rooster severed?? if not just ignore me
welcome to DC!! here, have a cookie. be careful, javsthemute already stole the cookie I gave to FictitiousSpoon LOL
Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 3:01 am
by Tabris_The_17th
Greetings! We here at Define Cynical are in no way liable for any physical or mental anguish you may aquire during your stay at Define Cynical. Now have a good time!
Welcome ^-^
Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:37 pm
by horsedreamer
Sir Issac Newton predicted that you would be inevitable drawn to this site.
Proof:
Hang on a second. Did you just use the theory of gravity to prove that I would arrive at this website? o.O
@santi: No... I'm not aware of owning any fingers other than those with which I type, nor do I particularly remember any roosters. I've done a lot of things that I don't remember, and many I'd not like to.
