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Posted: **Sun Jul 16, 2006 4:01 am**

Ok, it really wasn't a dark and stormy night that I started this post, but it does make for a more interesting opening line.

I must first admit that I find it funny and odd that I joined a group based on the idea of defining 'cynical'. The word really isn't in my vocabulary (but this is probably due to the fact that I am an eternal optimist (I am absolutely positive that we are all going to die someday.) But I feel confident that I will soon learn the meaning of the word 'cynical' and learn to use it in every way possible in conjunction with satire, sarcasm, and punditry.

I hope not to be exlied for it.

Yup, I'm new. All I ask is that someone come and rescue me from the potted plant here at this party and show me the dance floor. I'd hate to spend the whole time talking to the aphids, lol.

Posted: **Sun Jul 16, 2006 4:22 am**

Welcome to the board Rymn_the_Silver_Wolfe! Now, embrace the cynicism!

Posted: **Sun Jul 16, 2006 4:23 am**

Arf bark woof piff poff poof!

And welcome to the forums

Posted: **Sun Jul 16, 2006 5:00 am**

hey, Wolfe, have a leet-speek translator
*hands Wolfe a bulky device with all-too-important knobs, buttons, and antennae*

use it well, young padawan.

welcome to Define Cynical, and

WATCH OUT FOR THAT WALL!!!

Posted: **Sun Jul 16, 2006 5:38 am**

Welcome!!

*Hands the newbie my card*

If you ever need any help, call me.

Posted: **Sun Jul 16, 2006 6:10 am**

*runs by narrowly avoiding arrows*
Hinicetomeetya.
*tosses you the keys to a giant robot*
freemecharentalsforallnewpplgtgbye
*runs away*

Posted: **Sun Jul 16, 2006 7:51 am**

The dance floor is down the hall and to the left... ohnowait, that was the... never mind...

Welcome to the forums, Rymn! Um, here, have a fridge magnet. Useful for sticking things up on fridge doors, and for making CRT displays do wierd stuff.

Really, I accidentally put a magnet next to the monitor once, and the screen turned all green and purple for a few days.

Posted: **Sun Jul 16, 2006 8:02 am**

Welcome to Define Cynical. If I may have your sanity please?

Posted: **Sun Jul 16, 2006 10:55 am**

MILLIECORP. WELCOMES YOU!
PLEASE DO YOU BEST NOT TO UPSET MISTRESS MILLIEROTH

THANK YOU FOR JOINING DEFINE CYNICAL.

Personal Notes: I was half expecting an RP entrance by the sound of the title. would have been cool.

and it appears you will fit right in here, I don't suppose you know Bocaj do you?

P.S. Cynical: An underlying Statement or Message

Posted: **Sun Jul 16, 2006 2:23 pm**

Nothing wrong with optimists. Optimists invented the airplane.

But it was cynical pessimists that invented the parachute

Wilcomen!

Posted: **Sun Jul 16, 2006 3:49 pm**

Welcome to Define Cynical! Please, forget about sanity. Now.

And here is your complimentary flamethrower!

Posted: **Sun Jul 16, 2006 4:34 pm**

In light of how I know some of you guys don't like my big screen-breaker (actually, I didn't make it, but like Evil Jesus Eyes I like it because it's big and funny and slightly aggravating :)) I decided to resize it a bit. However, because I know that I personally have printed out the original sized coupon and attatched it to my computer, I am from now on making the "thumbnail" version a link to the original. You'll never get me to stop saying "Evil Jesus Eyes," though >:P

That being said, Welcome Rymn! ^_^

Posted: **Sun Jul 16, 2006 8:13 pm**

Hi Rymn_the_Silver_Wolfe!!
Welcome to Define Cynical!
*throws a paper airplane in the air*
It is time to test the flamethower!

Posted: **Mon Jul 17, 2006 12:23 am**

Hi there Rymn, welcome to DC.

Posted: **Mon Jul 17, 2006 4:22 am**

Location: Where it never really rains and the wind blows all the time...

Nevada?
*budump-tish*

Sorry, just had to. Good to have you around. ^_~

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