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...Oh, whoops. I'm supposed to "never mind pants." <!--emo&:rolleyes:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... lleyes.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rolleyes.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br><br>Well, it was already clear from my other contributions today, but this thread formally announces that I have returned from the U.S. Virgin Island known as St. John. I'm afraid I didn't meet any of the local bats (which are, in fact, the only animals considered native to St. John). I heard some screeching, but they were swearing angrily, so I decided not to approach them.<br><br>Too bad I'm not insectivorous. The bites still itch a full day after my departure.<br><br>Nevertheless, I'm glad I went. If you have any questions about St. John -- the island, not the guy -- feel free to ask.

Sounds like the Insects on St Johns Island are Tomvorous, though <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>Glad to see you're back and mostly in one piece <!--emo&:wag:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ailwag.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tailwag.gif' /><!--endemo-->

Yes, nice to see you back. Hopefully those bites didn't hurt so much.

What was it like to be warm?<br><br>*shivers*

I got a few minor burns, but it was worth the vacation from icy weather. The island was prone to both intense sunniness and scattered rain (hence the rainforest); too bad I never saw a rainbow. Gotta credit the beaches: the sand wasn't too hot, nor the water too cold.<br><br>Amazingly, I didn't feel too cold when I came home to 34 degrees wearing a fall jacket over a tropical shirt.

Awwww..... I'm sorry you didn;t meat a nice girl bat on the adventure. Better luck next time, Tom.

Welcome back Tom Glad you have a fun time

Welcome back. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--><br>

Don't you mean "Welcome bat"? <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->

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<!--QuoteBegin-DesertFoxCat+Dec 5 2005, 06:00 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (DesertFoxCat @ Dec 5 2005, 06:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Don't you mean "Welcome bat"? <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> "Twinkle twinkle little bat, <br>How I wonder where you're at." <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--><br>

Flying, Flying little bat,<br>How I wonder where you're at.<br>Up above my head so high,<br>Like a fox that wants to fly.<br>Flying, Flying little bat,<br>How I wonder where you're at.<br><br>When the blazing sun is gone,<br>When he nothing shines upon,<br>Then you take a little bite,<br>Flying, Flying, all the night.<br>Flying, flying, little bat,<br>How I wonder where you're at!<br><br>You're the traveler in the dark<br>In the world playing your part;<br>All the flies have no where to go,<br>'Cause you eat them up like snow.<br>Flying, Flying, little bat,<br>How I wonder where you're at!<br><br>In the dark blue sky you peep, and<br>Through the darkness often seek,<br>For you never shut your eyes,<br>Till the morning sun does rise.<br>Flying, Flying, little bat,<br>How I wonder where you're at!<br><br>As you hunt for flies at night<br>They all scater and take flight,<br>Though I know not where you are,<br>Do fly on, please, little bat.<br>Flying, Flying, little bat,<br>How I wonder where you're at!

*the crowd cheers*

wb