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To say "I'm new" would be a lie...partially. I've known about this site for quite a while I just never knew it had a forum. Apparently I'm blind, which is maybe why I wear glasses. So anyway, new to Define Cynical? No. New to the forum? Yes.<br>Anyway, I don't know what the standard fare for introductions is around here but I'm Steena, that's short for Christina, and I live in the u.s.a, ohio to be specific. Obviously I'm a fan of Ozy & Millie but otherwise I'm addicted to writing (stories mostly), C.S. Lewis and the Inklings, Jane Austen, Princess Bride (book and movie), most literature in general, pretty much all movies, my golden retriever (Duncan), theatre, and the tv show Roswell if anyone knows what that is. Oh and chocolate. But then, who isn't? People who are allergic I guess. Okay, I'm done rambling.

Hello,<br><br>Welcome to this side of insanity, hope you enjoy your stay.<br><br>Pie is in the lobby, remember to make your appointment for fireproofing soon to avoid the winter rush.<br><br>I'm sure you'll do fine around here.

Welcome, and...<br><br>...darn, sorry, I left my bag of funny greetings in another post. Or did I? DUN DUN DUN!!!

Ah, here you go Heno. I thought it smelled of ninja biscuits.<br><br>And welcome. Guess this is my job, eh? <a href='http://www.abort-retry-ignore.net/img/coupon.png' target='_blank'>Take this coupon.</a>

Welcome steena. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--> Around here, the only thing we know about sanity is that it's a six-letter word. <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--><br>

What Sanity is a six letter word. OMG I didn't know. Oh wait; I was thinking of Four letter words like Snow. <br><br>Anyhow Welcome to this site. Have some rutabega Pie. It is a new creation of mine.

Welcome steena.<br><br>Have a rutabega.

welcome steena<br><br>Here is your complementary 2005 model flamethrower<br><br>We have a few pyros around here. Im thinking a bout opening a shop in that courner.<br>

Looks like I came to the right place. Total pyro right here. Thank you all for the welcome, the rutabega (what is a rutabega exactly? Is it like a turnip? I know what rhubarb is.), the rutabega pie, the flamethrower, and the coupon (that'll come in handy).

Oh, wow, a female joined! Hello there <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>... and make sure someone alerts the local media! (Yeah we don't get that many female regulars here)<br>

Welcome steena. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->

<!--QuoteBegin-steena+Jan 6 2005, 09:08 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (steena @ Jan 6 2005, 09:08 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> what is a rutabega exactly? Is it like a turnip? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Yes. I believe it was GhostWay who has pointed out that rutabegas are members of the turnip family. As far as I'm concerned, rutabegas are inedible. <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>rutabegas are referenced in <a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2001/om20010905.html' target='_blank'>this here O&M strip</a>. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--><br>

Wait...I just thought of something.<br><br>We have already accepted that rutabegas are cool. We have also determined that they are still cool when lit on fire. Thus, when applied to rutabegas, fire is an <i>endo</i>thermic reaction, not exothermic. But anything involving combustion is exothermic.<br><br>THE LAWS OF SCIENCE ARE CRUMBLING AROUND US! DOOMED WE ARE!<br><br><br><br><br><br><span style='font-size:27pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:#800'>DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!</span></span>

rutabegas tend to cause chaos.

You forgot about the chaos pies...