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Hello all, I'm new. Though I imagine that you've probably gathered tis by now <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--> I found a lil link on Ozy n Millie and when i followed it, behold, i ended up in this strange place. So i decided to hang around and check out the scenery. Lookin' nice so far, i must say. Anyway. I'm nineteen years old and eke out an existence in England, land of the cynical buggers (Of which i am a proud upstanding citizen <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->) and a government that considers putting out christmas lights to be a greater crime than murder. In my spare time i lke reading, playing on me comp, and occasionally writing, if i can force myself. And follwoing up Ozy and Millie, o' course <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--> Ran up a bit ofa phone bill reading through four year's worth in one week, but it was a week well spent.<br><br>Aaanywho, that's me. Lookin' forward to getting to know you all <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->

hello. since nobody else is here, i'll tell the welcome message. i forgot it, but i got it from somebody who got it from somebody who got it from somebody who got it from somebody.<br><br>welcome! all your sanity are belong to us! purple monkey dishwasher.

All my sanity are belong to you? Hah! I have no sanity to steal! it was taken long ago, by the evil little pygmies that exist in my elbow. <br><br>Oh, and hello, 'n all that <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->

Hello and welcome to the hottest forum around... *Watches a random furry run by on fire. Don't worry, every one here is fireproofed so he'll suffer no lasting damage* Literally... <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->

Speaking of which, take <a href='http://www.abort-retry-ignore.net/img/coupon.png' target='_blank'>this coupon.</a><br><br>And welcome. To, as they say, this corner of insanity.<br><br>But if you look at this place as 6-demensional activity in a 5-dimensional space, you'll see it's not so much a corner. Language cannot describe it well, think of it as the intersection of 7 spheres, each simultaenously occuping 3 spaces at the same time.

Welcome to the forum.<br><br>If you're a phoenix, you may not want to be fireproofed.<br><br>It's interesting when Ghostway goes all mathematical on us. We all know that we're living on the even horizon of a large black hole, and that screws with the causality around here.

Weren't you here like, uh... last week? is this topic new?<br>*falls down from the ceiling via failed ninja-ing*<br>meh, I'm getting sloppy...

<!--QuoteBegin-Henohenomoheji+Jan 5 2005, 10:35 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Henohenomoheji @ Jan 5 2005, 10:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Weren't you here like, uh... last week? is this topic new?<br>*falls down from the ceiling via failed ninja-ing*<br>meh, I'm getting sloppy... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> You're just getting confused. You see, "Phoenix" here just happens to have the same avatar as a member who registered earlier, namely "TailsTheFox".<br><br><br>...And math is just so much more fun at the event horizon. Why, I was able to prove that 2+2=5 the other day.

oops, didn't notice that... wow, I AM getting sloppy...

Hello there Phoenix. Welcome to the forums, where we revel in bizarreness. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--><br>

Welcome to the forum and have the complementary Flamethrower 2005 version. *digs in coset and get out flamethrower.* Oh and have some Pie and rutabegas.

Welcome Phoenix.<br><br>Have a rutabega.

awww rats some one beat me to the flamethrower this time.<br><br>welcome Phoenix.

heh, i need no flamethrower <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br><br>Yay, i got many responses <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--> Now i just have to work at not scaring everyone off <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br><br> Cheers for the rutabegas, too. Just one question. What's a rutabega? <!--emo&:huh:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/huh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='huh.gif' /><!--endemo-->

It is a vegtable related to the Turnip.