standard newbie message here

[Fenris]

Hey, i'm new to the site and the strip. I absolutely love it.. scarily true. Reminds me a lot of my time in elementary school.. except ozzie and millie apparently don't have steel cage maches. (thank goodness for the poor slob getting stuck in there with millie..) <br><br>There was a reference to an ozzie and millie character personality test.. any idea how to find that?<br><br>Thanks

[Ankaris]

*waves*<br><br>Hiya! Always good to see another fan about here <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--> But steel cage matches?<br><br> <!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br><br>Feel free to join in the discussions, and...<br><br>*Hands you a lighter*<br><br>You might need this <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Ibun]

Hiya! *pounces*

[Fenris]

<!--QuoteBegin-Ankaris+Sep 24 2004, 04:28 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Ankaris @ Sep 24 2004, 04:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> *waves*<br><br><br> <!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br><br>Feel free to join in the discussions, and...<br><br>*Hands you a lighter*<br><br>You might need this <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> <!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Hiya! Always good to see another fan about here <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--> But steel cage matches?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>My school had a green dome shaped jungle gym with iron bars shaped into hexagons. The older kids kids would daily shove me and another kid in there and sit around the outside so the monitors couldn't see what was going on (although the fact that i showed up every morning with a black eye stretches the whole "plausible deniablity" thing) and we'd duke it out. Some of the fun included<br><br>banging heads into the iron bars. <br>Audience participation: if you got near the sides they'd grab you. If you were tall enough they'd kick you with dangling legs from the top.<br><br>One morning somoene was getting rather annoying with that second tactic. I yanked them into the cage and with the help of the person i was clobbering, tried to throw him out through the bars.<br><br>CLANG<br><br>Got him out on the third try. <br><br>This was white picket fence suberbia. Kids are naturaly cruel and vindictive... and people don't grow up they just get taller, a too true message of the comics. <br><br><br>

[Muninn]

Welcome Fenris.

[Talitha]

HAVE A ROOT BEER!! *shoves it in Fenris's face*<br><br>Hee, hee. Did I startle you? <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br><br>I'm only a subtle annoyance compared to what you may encounter. This board is notorious for spontaneous off-topic discussions, myself included, just so you know... <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br><br>I'm actually a bit new myself. Hope you have a good time!

[Holyman83]

Welcome Fenris,<br>*insert default new person welcome here*<br>I hope you stick around<br><br>*looks at the lighter*<br><br>HAHAHAHA youll prolly want something bigger than that<br><br>*hands Fenris a can of hairspray*<br><br>This will have to do for now<br>

[Ozymandias]

who needs hairspray when uve got a decorator's blowtorch?<br><br>Anyway, hi, I hope you stay. I can't say I ever had cage matches at school, but we did hang off the monkey bars and try to get each other off. Kinda like on Gladiators but not as high.

[Henohenomoheji]

Welcome and such...<br><br>This raises the question: How can kids be so cruel?

[Ankaris]

They learn from the masters who raise them <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>*swoops overhead in XWing as he tries to down a few more TIES*

[Steve the Pocket]

Welcome to our own inmate-run asylum. Everyone here <i>is</i> genuinely insane (except me of course; I'm just pretending). But don't let that scare you.<br><br>Oh, and, have some pie?

[Miles E Traysandor]

Welcome aboard our chaotic, cynical, randomly insane, and burning forums!<br><br>I be the resident fire elemental vulpine here, you can just call me Miles.

[Talitha]

I personally think "Vulpes" is a better nickname for you. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Henohenomoheji]

since when did you become a fire elemental?<br><br>Nobody tells me anything anymore...

[Miles E Traysandor]

When did I become a fire elemental?<br><br>I believe it was that incident involving the nitroglycerin and... Wait! You didn't hear that! That was supposed to be a dragon conspiracy!! <!--emo&:ph34r:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /ph34r.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ph34r.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br><br>BTW, Talitha, you can call me Vulpes if you want, both that name and Miles well outrank my *REAL* name in terms of personal preferences.