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Niko123000 · Postby **Niko123000** » Mon May 01, 2006 1:25 am

was wondering when it was gonna come...

Blue Blur · Postby **Blue Blur** » Mon May 01, 2006 2:14 am

A rather belated welcome, me boy.

I'm the one who is not really here, as I'm but a blur, which is in turn just an optical illusion, a mirage, so what you are reading right now is blabber, and you should not read it. Seriously, stop reading this right now, or your intestines will not survive. See, I've got this huge lump of mold growing in my closet, and she's gotten to be nearly two feet high. I named her Charlene, but I'm considering a nickname of "Beast" since she growled at me. Anyway, I'll sick Charlene on you if you finish this paragraph, as I'm just blabbering so that you don't finish the entire thing. Now, to reiterate, DO NOT read this paragraph. It will melt your brains, and then my mold monster shall eat them off the floor. Just try to stay away from the Batsignal, as I don't need any really slow and corny music playing as I try to put my stereo in depeche mode and recite a grey cell-destroying angsty poem to you. Now, since you are still reading this, I've released the bars on my mold plate's cage, and she's getting hungry. Really, really hungry since you're still reading this blundering pool of dung-like sentences with far too many dumb references and hair-brained plans that you are not really reading too closely, since you are still reading.

Well, anyway, now that your brain is gone, welcome. If you don't know what I mean by the lack of your brain, be happy and DO NOT read the above paragraph.

Niko123000 · Postby **Niko123000** » Mon May 01, 2006 2:17 am

*blinks*

...

*blinks*

thats...

*blinks*

diffrent...

Rooster · Postby **Rooster** » Mon May 01, 2006 1:44 pm

Welcome to the forum. Take your shoes off before entering, lest you scuff the shiny new decking.

Bringerofpie · Postby **Bringerofpie** » Mon May 01, 2006 9:33 pm

Does that coupon meant that I'm not on fire?

Niko123000 · Postby **Niko123000** » Mon May 01, 2006 9:43 pm

Gives you fire protecrtion for one time! I still got mine and aint no way anyones gonna make me use it.

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Mon May 01, 2006 10:11 pm

no you turn it in and get fireproofed.

Fritz · Postby **Fritz** » Mon May 01, 2006 10:48 pm

Hello there, Bringerofpie!

>_>

You're wasting me in terms of post count.

Bocaj Claw · Postby **Bocaj Claw** » Tue May 02, 2006 12:23 am

A post count is a terrible thing to waste

...

Er, I guess.

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Tue May 02, 2006 1:30 am

yeah. Feed it well and you can grow up to be the #7 poster! Maybe you can be the #6 once I become #5.

BACK AWAY FROM MY POST COUNT.

yeah...I'm the only one here that really cares about their post count...

Bocaj Claw · Postby **Bocaj Claw** » Tue May 02, 2006 1:35 am

I used to idly care. Then the apathy claimed me again.

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Tue May 02, 2006 3:38 am

well your apathy didn't claim you to stop posting so much and let me have a higher post count than you again.

Blue Blur · Postby **Blue Blur** » Tue May 02, 2006 4:27 am

Well, be glad, I'm so apathetic that I haven't even been able to come near to catching anyone.

Bocaj Claw · Postby **Bocaj Claw** » Tue May 02, 2006 5:42 am

well your apathy didn't claim you to stop posting so much and let me have a higher post count than you again.

Apathy works in mysterious ways.

Bringerofpie · Postby **Bringerofpie** » Tue May 02, 2006 9:40 pm

I don't care, I just have a lot of time to post.

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