Under Threat of Shaving...

[Tavis]

I can tell I'm gona like it here.

The snow leopard flicks his ears at those last words and he smirks to himself, thinking "And thus we have just witnessed an Astral projection." He sets his hot chocolate down and straightens out his purple garments to greet the newcomer.

"Oh, I heard you just arrived... welcome to DC. I can tell you'll fit in quite nicely. Don't be afraid to talk to the staff if they cause ya problems. I don't foresee the need since y'know these people get along really well." He sets down an origami crane, folded in purple foil, which also makes it flameproof. "Take care, and enjoy your stay."

[Fritz]

Why is everyone so taken by the Avatar though? It's not that good, is it?

Quit being so modest. You know it's awesome.

[CoreyFox]

A female fox with purple fur comes in. She has a pink fur coat with white trim and a hat of the same color with a blue pompom on it.

"Hi, there. I'm Shayna. Welcome to DC," she said. "Oh, and i'm sorry about those burn marks ended up on your fur, but you should be thankful of the fur you do have."

She laughs, remembering him being threatened about being shaved.

(For the sake of this topic, i've changed my avatar. The rest of it can be seen here: http://img526.imageshack.us/my.php?image=shayna4cn.jpg)

[Bocaj Claw]

Hello. I'm Bocaj Claw. The others may say I'm insane but I've paid them large quantities of anti-money for them to say that. So don't listen to them.

Also, its a DC tradition that you put all of your money in this here burlap sack

[CodeCat]

*Dashes past and steals the sack, then shares the money in it with everyone*

[Bocaj Claw]

*sigh* I lose more large generic bags of money that way.

[CodeCat]

Well don't worry, as long as I give the money back it's just recycled for you to scam it off the newbies again.

[Bocaj Claw]

Its not easy to be a klepto kat you know. People keep stopping me on the street and telling me I mispelled "cat."

Anywho, welcome to Define Cynical tragically unscammed new person!

[Ranma-chan]

ahh a another member...you guys get a lot.

welcome to define cynical

[Rooster]

Rooster walks in looking puzzled. The wolfdog stares at everyone present in tern before sitting down in his regular chair and placing his helmet upon his head.

Then he notices a new face and looks. With a friendly wave, Rooster welcomes Astral to Define Cynical.

He then falls asleep at his table.

[Foxhound]

Hi Astral!!
oh your coco looks a little cold now.
*Fires his flame thrower at it on a level that was way to high to just warm the cup up*
*thankfully RustyDroid happened to be in the way at the time so the coco is now at the perfect temperature to drink*
Oh sorry Rusty, by the way when did you get, keys to the shop?

good thing I got my fireproofing coupon...

[Jerry Roosevelt]

Hi there, Astral. Have a good time here.

[Astral]

Ack! Shouldn't have left this so long to reply! And Now I'm running out of pretencile 'thank you' phrazes... errrm....

"Mon canard est en feu!"

[CodeCat]

'My duck is on fire?'

Well save the poor thing then!

[Foxhound]

thats strange